What if the NFL had the BCS?

Discussion in 'College Football & the NFL Draft' started by Hookem Horns, Nov 20, 2006.

  1. Hookem Horns

    Hookem Horns That Server Guy Staff Member

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    The purpose of this thread is to show how ridiculous the college system is. So let's have some fun with this. I will start.

    If the season ended today who do we vote to play in the Super Bowl?

    Colts vs. Bears a lock?

    AFC

    I don't know, Manning looked shakey against the Cowboys. Also the Colts strength of schedule is pretty weak since they are in a weak division. The Chargers on the other hand looked impressive on the road in Denver. How about the Ravens also at 8-2? This is just too complicated, let's just input all of the stats in the computer.

    OK, the computer says Colts. Nice and Manning doesn't even have to worry about being a playoff choker anymore. Manning loves this new system.

    NFC

    Everyone agree on the Bears? They just beat the Giants at the Meadowlands so you have to go with them over the Giants. The Cowboys (Notre Dame of pro football) are going to get the votes just because of who they are. However, it is enough to bounce the Bears? Let's see what the computers say.

    OK, despite getting votes they probably shouldn't have gotten because of who they are, the computer still opts for the Bears over the Cowboys. All said and done. This system CLEARLY works!

    Hey, Bears fans are thrilled with this system because they don't have to worry about a Rex Grossman 8 turnover playoff meltdown. For them it's nice not having to play the games on the field.

    So, now we will have to wait 4 or 5 weeks until the Super Bowl. What are we going to do until then? Oh, I got it, let's watch a bunch of meaningless games!

    I can't wait for the Don't Sqeeze the Charmin' Mr. Wipple Toilet Bowl featuring the Dallas Cowboys vs. the Baltimore Ravens! The Cowboys have the edge in this one since this game is played in the stadium that looks like a toilet bowl, also known as their home stadium. This game will determine the 5th best team in the NFL so we have to wait on this one.

    Until then we have some other beauties ...

    Viagra "Keep it Up" Bowl (this bowl is for teams on the rise)
    NY Jets vs New Orleans played in Tampa (winner of this game get's a year's supply of Viagra whoohoo!)

    OK fans help me out here. You create the remaining Bowls ... (don't you just love the new NFL?)
     
  2. Yankee_In_TX

    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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    I think the only driving force for the BCS is America IS the BCS. Powerful people, seems the contract gets extended out further every year.
     
  3. LORK 88

    LORK 88 Wreck'em Ŧech!

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    If the BCS was in the NFL, the Colts wouldve won afew Super Bowls the past few years.
     
  4. Huge

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    At a minimum, there'd be anarchy.
     
  5. Titan "Tack" Fan

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    No, Peyton would choke in the Super Bowl.
     
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    Does this mean the Texans would have played in the Humanitarian Bowl on the blue turf in '04?
     
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    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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    Maybe the EV1net bowl! They would have had home field advantage!
     
  8. gwallaia

    gwallaia Moderator Staff Member

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    Here's another good reason to go to a play-off format.

    Meineke Car Care Bowl
    Gaylords Hotels Music City Bowl
    PetroSun Independence Bowl
    Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
    Papajohns.com Bowl
    R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
    Pioneer PureVision Las Vegas Bowl
    San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
    Chick-fil-A Bowl
    MPC Computers Bowl
    Depends Adult Diapers Motor City Bowl

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2627844
     
  9. axman40

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    I would spend more money on female roller derby!
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