Welcome To My Nightmare

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  1. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    This early morning I woke up to a scenario that I must have been suppressing and denying when the sun is up. One that really hasn't been discussed........or for that matter brought up......at least, not in any overt manner.

    What would the Texans be with an injured Mario.........without Mario? It's unthinkable. Welcome to my nightmare.........
     
  2. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    One mustn’t speak of these things. :eek:

    Quickly! Everyone leave this thread and don’t read it!
     
  3. Specnatz

    Specnatz Site Contributor

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    Is it to early to start drinking the patron? :mcnugget:
     
  4. Malloy

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    Worst nightmare, Texans moving to LA :)
     
  5. michaelm

    michaelm vox nihili

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    I used to like you CND.

    Or should I call you Debbie Downer?


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  6. eriadoc

    eriadoc Texan-American

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    Does this dream of yours involve Vic Fangio?
     
  7. nunusguy

    nunusguy Hall of Fame

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    I dunno, but I honestly think DeMeco is closer to being the one indispensable player on the defense, and I'm not for a moment discounting Marios value to the team as our primary edge-rusher.
     
  8. hookinreds

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    The hell you say!
     


  9. Carr Bombed

    Carr Bombed Hall of Fame

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    You can say the same thing about a number of players on this team...

    Steve Slaton
    Andre Johnson
    Matt Schaub
    Anyone on the Oline really.
     
  10. D-Frank

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    if somethin happened to 59, Zac could step in and do a good job, we dont have anyone that can replace Mario's contributions to our team
     
  11. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    It's a good thing that Super Mario is indestructible. No need to worry.
     
  12. b0ng

    b0ng Ooops

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    I didn't enjoy Andre being absent for half of '07. I don't think a second time around would be any better.

    EDIT: "Starting RB Chris Brown" also doesn't do anything for the ol' nervous system either.
     
  13. Marcus

    Marcus Ruthless pragmatist

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    Ahhh Cloak, that's not a real nightmare. Let me give you one that already kept you awake one night.

    Mario gets a severe Lisfranc injury, with a blown up 2nd metatarsal, and his surgeon wants to "fire a pin" through the whole works in order to fix it.

    Now, how's that for a nightmare? :D
     
  14. brakos82

    brakos82 Hall of Fame

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    What has been read in this thread cannot be unread.
     
  15. Vinny

    Vinny shiny happy fan Staff Member

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    Supermario powers up quickly, so I'm not worried. Just give him one of those magic mushrooms or something.
     
  16. DutchTexan

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    Or to Dallas :panic:
     
  17. Specnatz

    Specnatz Site Contributor

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    Seriously? Why start a thread like this. It is not like this franchise has had enough bad Karma you tought you needed to create more? It is no wonder that this board is full after a loss and empty after a win.
     
  18. barrett

    barrett Hall of Fame

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    Those who were there, that awful, awful, scary 15 minutes last month know exactly what it would feel like. I can't put it into words but I can tell you it didn't feel good. I would imagine Mario would invoke a similar reaction.

    You know who you are. And you know the code. It won't be spoken of.



    Go Texans.
     
  19. Wolf

    Wolf 100% Texan

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    I am going to sacrifice a live chicken to rid the place of bad carma

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  20. El Tejano

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    Looks like you also have a statue of The Blessed Mother (I could be wrong) but that always helps (I'm Catholic and no I'm not turning this thread into a religion thing).

    Seriously though, I think we've seen the outcome of the original questions (I'm not going to actually say it) back in 2006. Back when Mario played hurt.
     

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