Victoria’s Secret Store to Open at Cowboys Stadium and No One Can Explain Why

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  1. CloakNNNdagger

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    Maybe Jerry should supply his entire team with "Big Girl Panties" instead. Romo would especially benefit with a pair. Next game though, it is likely that we see Jerry on the sideline marketing his Victoria Secret by wearing a pretty pink pair of panties over his head. Eventually, over-marketing a crap team that can't get out of its own way is bound to turn into a money loser. Eventually the Cowpoke Palace will be turned into a monumental memorial to an egotistical maniac who never quite understood that no amount of money could make up for a """" for brains GM.

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    Homo's gonna love that place!!


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    The way the cowgirls have been getting plowed they might want to change the name to Victoria's Secretions.
     
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    Well if everyone knows it is opening and where, is it really a secret?
     
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    could at least shave his boobs :wadepalm:
     
  9. CloakNNNdagger

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    That's what happens when you respond to those "Low T" commercials.:)
     
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    The Cowboys released a statement regaring this issue. 'Many of our female fans like to shop at halftime and this is a great experience for them and a good opportunity for both the Cowboys and Victoria's Secret. On the other hand all of our male fans like to pick up something nice for their significant others to either help celebrate a victory or to console them after a defeat. Here are some pictures of those significant others.

































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    With their already established habits, why on earth would Cowboys fans need to shop during games for any more underneath wear than what they presently have?

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