Vickers leaves practice due to ants in the pants

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    Notes: Fullback Lawrence Vickers left practice briefly Wednesday because of ants in his pants. Vickers, who is allergic to ants, went to the locker room with a trainer. He got rid of the ants, took an allergy shot and returned to practice without any further problems. ... The Cowboys' mandatory three-day minicamp begins next Tuesday.

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...cowboys.ware.1st.ld.writethru.0743/index.html

    call me immature, but it was good for a chuckle. on a serious note, i'm glad he's okay.
     
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    "I was trying not to squeeze myself in front of women out there," Vickers said. "I wanted to pull my pants down and run inside, but I couldn't do that. When those ants get close to those testicles, there ain't no laughing about that."

    It's no laughing matter, guys. I expect some maturity around here.

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    I feel bad for the guy, I've been ant-ed once or twice too but I can barely say 'ants in the pants' without laughing so an accurate headline about such gets me going lol...

    I'm glad he's ok too. You can tell I'm being sincere because I haven't cracked on his hands yet....
     

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