TORO has been Released!

Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by BIG TORO, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. BIG TORO

    BIG TORO TERADACTYL #23

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    Sad news today as we hear the Toro our mascot has been released but don't worry Texan fans Jacoby Jones is still on our team.

    Sorry guys just felt we all needed a little humor to ease the tension and anxiety in some of us.
    :worldpeace:
     
  2. b0ng

    b0ng Ooops

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    I heard we signed former Rockets mascot "Turbo" to take over his spot. But he's got a slow 40 time :(
     
  3. The Medic01

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    But he has a nice vertical those turbo engines are high class.
     
  4. The1ApplePie

    The1ApplePie Hall of Fame

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    We are obviously cutting cap space to sign Steely McBeam
     
  5. BIG TORO

    BIG TORO TERADACTYL #23

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    Heard we were going with a more athletic bull:
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  6. False Start

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    Sad news. :(

    I am hearing he wanted a new 4 wheeler, but the Texans wouldn't cave.
     
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    badboy Site Contributor

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    I understand Mario will pick up Toro's salary with Mario's new contract.

    Big TORO, do you have to change you sig now?
     
  8. Mr. Texan

    Mr. Texan Bill O'brien's Chin

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    don't cut the cheerleaders!!!

    for the love of god don't cut the cheerleaders!!!

    :hankpalm:
     
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  9. BIG TORO

    BIG TORO TERADACTYL #23

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    LOL, only if we replace him with a smaller bull.
     
  10. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    Also has a bad football IQ and doesn't really have good hips.
     


  11. ThaJokaa

    ThaJokaa True Texans Fan

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    this made me rofl
     
  12. mussop

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    :thinking: Good he sucked anyways!!!!!!!!!
     

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