The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sports

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  1. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

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    As you know, I do not engage in much trash talk.

    But in honor of the upcoming Texans-Titans game, I figured I would just speak some truth:

    The Tennessee Titans Have the Worst Name in All of Sport

    AOL decided to make it one of today's featured stories on FanHouse.

    Big thanks to Overalls for the idea.

    Note, that you can send it to friends, family and others with the email this link at the bottom.

    I have no quarrel with Titan fans. I just think your owner is a boob, and feel bad for you that the only way you could get a team in TN was to deal with that guy.
     
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    Best. Article. Evar.
     
  3. TD

    TD TT Huckaboo

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    Nice article, but the video isn't accurate. Case in point.

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  4. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

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    Well, then, I suppose you need to leave a comment over there with words to that effect. The site asks for an email to leave a comment, but it is not tracked or anything.

    I was just trying to be fair. Perhaps Bud Adams is a genius.
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    TC, the scene of barbie coitus was disturbing. you've scarred me.
     
  6. Texans_Chick

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    This is what happens when you are at your parents house for Thanksgiving, you are hanging out with family, you are bored, and you have a video camera and know the Texans are playing the Titans next week.

    You should see the outtakes. I might have to put together a Director's Cut.
     
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    That's funny, TC! :heh:

    Twisted, yes....probably a reason to like it! The butterknife sword was top notch, as was the credits. Good job!

    Thanks for the humor today. I needed it on a tough humpday.
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    no excuses for such filth. :specnatz:


    ahem... now excuse me while i go research obscenity laws.
     


  9. Texans_Chick

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    Glad you liked it. It's sort of an early Christmas present to the MB.
     
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    Fantastic stuff. That video should be played before every Texans home game against the Titans.
     
  11. Texans_Chick

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    Some of the Titan fans do not care for what I wrote, and some of the braver ones who do not know how to use the caps button are commenting:

    I love unintentional humor.

    Please to all. Please feel free to leave a comment over there. Doesn't have to be much of one. The more comments, the more likely more people will see it because of the way that website works. :)
     
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    I will leave a comment after I get home, but that was extremely funny yet disturbing. But the sense of humor is right up my alley.
     
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    I had to post it over at the Jags MB.......hope you don't mind, but yeah, I loved it. :user:
     
  14. Bulluck53

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    Can't really defend Tennessee against anything that article says. The entire south is perceived 'backwards' so it doesn't bother me much. If that woman has ever been to Nashville and the surrounding counties she would think differently.

    My serious response to this would be, do you guys know why they were named the Titans? Also, why our mascot is a racoon?
     
  15. Texans_Chick

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    The article says this:


    Are you saying this isn't true?

    They are named the Titans because Nashville is "The Athens of the South." Basically, they want to crib some of Greek history without dealing with the particulars of the Titans--which is that they were kinda gross.

    As for the racoon mascot, I have no idea. Maybe because they steal stuff? They like running over people in vehicles? I'd really like to know.
     
  16. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    one of bud adams' more insidious schemes. he wanted a cute, fuzzy, recognizable mascot that kids would bond to. he wanted to create superfans. also some racial brainwashy motivations.
     
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    lol, pretty funny stuff there.
     
  18. HOU-TEX

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    I think it's because Bud uses racoon fur for that thing on his head. I reckon that frickin thing attracts all kinds of critters.
     
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    I think the video was hugely funny... And thanks to Overalls too!!!
     
  20. Texans_Chick

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    Fun comments to read here:

    From Kissing Suzy Kolber (uh, they use strong language there):

    Classics Major Illustrates How Titans And Citizens Of Tennessee Are So Alike

    From With Leather (strong language there too):

    MAYBE TENNESSEE SHOULD RETHINK 'TITANS'




    Ahhhhh, trash talk, the modern way. :texflag:
     

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