The Solution

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  1. SICLICK

    SICLICK Rookie

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    Fire kubiak fire smith...fire Toro...trade Schaub to ATL for the rights to Michael Vick..start Sage in the meantime if Sage effs up ....have Nall fire him ..start Nall and move Owen Daniels to emergency qb

    If all this fails move the team to Tulsa, OK.
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  2. gtexan02

    gtexan02 Working?

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    I say we trade our entire team for draft picks. We use all our 09 draft picks and all our newly acquired 09 and 2010 draft picks to trade for the entire first 32 draft picks in the 2009 draft.

    Then, we select an entire team in the 1st round. We'll have the 32 best players available in 09.

    Then we use training camp to improve their awareness, err, I mean, wait, is this madden or the nfl?
     
  3. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Great thread........:rolleyes:
     
  4. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    this is a bandwagon i'll jump on.
     
  5. Hardcore Texan

    Hardcore Texan Magnet Man

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    Best. Thread. Ever.

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    NOT!
     
  6. gtexan02

    gtexan02 Working?

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    It could have been....had you used the word "PSYCH!" (or is it Syke!?)
     
  7. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    pretty sure it's psych, but i'm not positive.
     
  8. Runner

    Runner Hubcap Diamond Staff Member

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  9. badboy

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    Lets fire the coaches and team and use the money to have a continuous try out for cheer leaders selected by me. Okay some of you can offer me opinions but you have to provide me with food and bourbon. We can watch them do routines and still watch other NFL teams and MMA on TV. On Fridays, we can watch the popular comedy PSYCH on USA at 9 central time. Most of you will not look very good in cheer leader outfits but let's face it, the NFL gear you buy has not brought you much satisfaction either. I actually think I will like the new "back field in motion" better than what we have now. No offense Steve Slaton.
     
  10. gwallaia

    gwallaia Moderator Staff Member

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    Toro has sucked this season. Not once has he swung down or repelled from the rafters this season.
     
  11. badboy

    badboy Site Contributor

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    Has he fumbled, dropped a pass, cart wheeled, broke another players leg, thrown an INT, missed a tackle? Guy should be in hall of fame and best player on team.
     
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  12. Mari-OWNED!

    Mari-OWNED! Bucco Bruce

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    I think we should start Toro at RB.

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    ^ Look at that form! I bet he makes good cuts!
     
  13. badboy

    badboy Site Contributor

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    I say we should offer him $10 million a year and see how long he then stays healthy.:splits:
     
  14. BeerTastesLikeVictory

    BeerTastesLikeVictory Custom Title

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    Best NOT thread ever

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  15. Ole Miss Texan

    Ole Miss Texan Hall of Fame

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    The Solution? " You will neva get this, you will neva get this!"
     
  16. Norg

    Norg Hall of Fame

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    Lets get Michale Vick when he comes back and make Schaub the backup LOL
     
  17. IlliniJen

    IlliniJen Hall of Fame

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    /endthread.
     
  18. Ryan

    Ryan THIS YEAR

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    I say just put the cheerleaders in pads. They would work well with Richard Smith's defensice scheme.
     
  19. STEEL BLUE TEXANS

    STEEL BLUE TEXANS Hall of Fame

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    First we need to install rear view mirrors on Jacques Reeves' helmet.
     
  20. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    You kid, I know, but that's really not a bad idea. :hmmm:
     

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