The Official Don't Pull Chester Pitts Thread.

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  1. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    I've come up with a list of reasons why Chester Pitts streak should remain unbroken:

    1. He's my hero
    2. He's number 69
    3. He's huge
    4. He went to California Academy of Mathematics and Science so he's probably smarter than you.
    5. CAMS didn't have a football team, so he threw the shot put and the discus.
    6. He was on the javelin team, but he had to quit because Hawaiians were quickly becoming an endangered species.
    7. I heard he once ate an entire Volkswagen Rabbit just because it was in his way.
    8. He lived in or near LA, so odds are he probably knows doctor dre or at least snoop dogg.
    9. He was originally drafted by the astros, but he decided to go to the texans instead because he's cool like that.
    10. Actually, the real reason he didn't join the astros is because hank aaron personally asked him not to. He likes being the all time home run leader.
    11. I heard chester bats .600
    12. Reliant stadium was originally built to be his studio apartment, but then he saw the quality of the turf in the a-dome, and took pity on the texans. He's THAT generous.
    13. His son is Chester III. That's cool.
    14. He's been in on every down in Texans history. That's huge.
    15. The first jersey the texans retire should be his.
    16. He walked across the entire amazon basin with nothing but a machete and beautiful women just to save a wounded leopard.
     
  2. the wonger need food

    the wonger need food Hall of Fame

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    If Chester "The Drivekiller" Pitts isn't up to the task then Weary should start. Winning is more important than marketing right now.
     
  3. V Man

    V Man Pumpkinhead

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    And he told me when I met him that the Texans should sign me up. (I'm 6'7" & 350). Nothing like stroking a fans ego, to help build up team support.
     
  4. Dime

    Dime Hall of Fame

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    and he created the internet
     
  5. thunderkyss

    thunderkyss Salem Poor

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    Weary's already starting, so it's either Pitts, or McKinney......

    I wonder how Winston would do at RG.....
     
  6. the wonger need food

    the wonger need food Hall of Fame

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    Where did you get this information?

    According to the Chronicle, Pitts and Weary are sharing reps at Left Guard and McKinney will start at Right Guard.
     
  7. TEXANS84

    TEXANS84 Moderator Staff Member

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    Vince Young created the internet.
     
  8. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Vince Young created the Wonderlic....wait..is that right?:wacko:
     


  9. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    chester pitts did so well on the wonderlic he broke it.
     
  10. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    The internet came about as a side effect of Vince Young creating the wonderlic. As he stood there working on the new test he paused briefly to consider how much better it would be if you could take it from anywhere you wanted and if it could be graded by someone else who did not have to be at the same location you were taking it from. Just then he paused to juke a defender (who's name was not worth remembering) and throw a touchdown pass.

    When he got to the sideline he explained the concept of the internet to his coach but the coach didn't understand him.

    He'd never had a worldwide, publicly accessible network of interconnected computers that exchanged data through packet switching as a standard protocol explained to him by an eight year old before.

    He was understandably taken by surprise.

    It's a little known fact that Vince came up with the idea for Magnetic Resonance Imaging when the team stopped for ice cream that day after the win.


    Oh yeah, and even though I think the world of Chester Pitts I say best two guards play and that's just the way it's got to be.
     
  11. Divebomb

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    Chester has given up more than enough missed blocks against Philly so if he gets te boot then oh well!
     
  12. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    you people take this thread too seriously.
     
  13. Porky

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    I thought Al Gore invented the internet? idonno:
     
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    jerek Pro Hobbyist

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    As much as I think Spencer will one day be a great tackle, I still like Chester Pitts at LT. I thought he did very well, and he owned Dwight Freeney. I still haven't quite figured out why our coaches want him at G.
     
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    thunderkyss Salem Poor

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    oh... I haven't read that.

    Before the Philly game, Kubiak made it sound like the three gaurds would all be interchangable, with Weary playing either spot. I figured he meant for the entire season.....

    In my reply, I was referring to Weary starting last week... didn't know they had sunday's starting lineup already.
     
  16. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    It's entirely a square peg/round peg thing I believe. The coaches look at him and at film of him and they see a guy who could be, literally a great guard. This is the second staff in a row now that's done it. They know he can play LT but they think based on what they can see, that he'll be a Pro Bowl LG. At best they seem to think he'll be a "pretty good" LT.

    I know one thing. I want to see them stick with their lineup one way or the other. It hasn't been doing Chester any favors moving him back and forth over there.
     
  17. TEXANRED

    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    No.

    Vince Young created sun light.
     
  18. texan279

    texan279 Hall of Fame

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    hot pickle Canada Eh

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    i gotta say it

    Chester pitts is the only man in the world that can beat up Chuck Norris
     
  20. Double Barrel

    Double Barrel Modified Simian

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    Superman wears Chester Pitts underwear...and they are really too big for that skinny white dude.
     

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