The Curse of Bernard Pollard

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  1. HuttoKarl

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    Thats pretty cool! Pollard's the man!
     
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    If only he could cast his spell on our foes in the afc south
     
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    LOL at the article. We need to re-sign Mr. Pollard.
     
  5. HuttoKarl

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    One team at a time, man....wonder if we can play the Pats every year. :whip:
     
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    In my ever-humble opinion, the only higher priority this offseason is DeMeco. Pollard and Daniels are vying for #2.

    Love the KSK graphic. Pollard has been a hero to that site since the Brady hit. His tagline: "Bernard Pollard is a king among kings". For TT's comedy pleasure, I link to this piece from just before the Chiefs cut Pollard:
    http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/headhunting-make-interesting-befellows.html

    Hilarious stuff.
     
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    My favorite line in the whole article. Can someone please tell me how I can make this a quote on my avatar.


    "Of course, as we’ve seen, Pollard no longer needs to make contact with a player to cause them anguish."
     
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    This article made me smile. F the entire eastern seaboard.
     
  10. HuttoKarl

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    Bernard Pollard: Ha, should’ve seen that *****’s face. “Ahhhh! What’re you doing! It’s just practice, mannnnn!” [Laughs, takes a shot] Boy done shat he drawers. [Makes farting sound, laughs again] Don’t know what he so worried about. Already got his fat-ass contract for one year of sucking Belichick’s dick. Acts like he actually has a career to ruin.

    Awesome.
     
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    I'm behind re-signing Pollard but we should make a significant offer to the playing turf as it actually touched Welker.
     
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    Funny - I just read a piece on Taylor Mays and they said he can hit like Bernard Pollard.
     
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    FO pay the man please!

    Go Pollard!!!
    Go Texans!!!
     

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