The 50 worst NFL Christmas Gifts

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  1. gwallaia

    gwallaia Moderator Staff Member

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    A few of the highlights.

    50. Vince Young "conVINCEd Yet" t-shirts.
    41. A photo of Braylon Edwards dropping a pass.
    39. David Carr rookie card.
    31. Al Davis signed payroll check.
    22. A St. Louis Rams doormat.
    18. Game worn socks from Tank Johnson.
    12. Quincy Carter autographed jersey.
    4. Rae Carruth autographed photo.

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  2. brakos82

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    :spit: Good ones...
     
  3. awtysst

    awtysst Draft Guru

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    Here are some of the ones I liked:

    36. If you're dressing your infant daughter like a Lions cheerleader this winter, you're basically announcing, "I want my little girl to grow up with no self-esteem whatsoever and eventually go into porn."

    30. Jay Perry in Westport, Mass.: "This Ryan Leaf beano is easily the most vile gift you could give a football fan. Santa Claus wouldn't even allow that on his sleigh. He'd FedEx to the poor sucker who was unfortunate enough to receive it on Xmas."

    22. We've linked to this before but couldn't leave it out: It's your very own St. Louis Rams doormat for just $61! This doubles as their 2008 team picture so you're really getting two gifts for the price of one.

    12. Zach in Dallas: "Check out this 'Memories' Quincy Carter-signed jersey for $500. You mean the memories I have of throwing my remote at the TV?"

    2. This nearly made the No. 1 slot and probably should have: It's a throwback Jim Brown Cleveland jersey, only it's part of the "women's premier" collection, which means it's a jersey specifically designed for women to wear. Can you think of a more appalling gift for a girlfriend or wife than the throwback jersey of Jim Brown, the guy with a history of domestic abuse charges and making demeaning comments against women? I certainly can't. No wonder it's on sale. Too bad they can't sell this with an "Ike Turner's Greatest Hits" CD.
     
  4. Hadwin

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    That is really some interesting information provided. I would say food ball gifs are the best gifts to be presented on any occasion. Anyways, Thanks for the lovely post. Hope you would continue doing this.
     
  5. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got AJ?

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    The item is no longer on the site......lol. Priceless! Maybe it's in a courtroom somewhere in Vegas being held as evidence. :spit:
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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