Texans v. Jags: The Toilet Bowl - Part 1

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  1. Vance87

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    That's what my dad used to call it when the Oilers played the Bengals in the mid 90s, near the end.

    And now it's the Texans and the Jags...look how far we've come!

    Unfortunately, we do have to play this weekend. Lest we forget, the last time the Kitties came into our house, AT 1-8, they dropped 37 on us and took us to overtime. WE WERE 8-1.

    So really, seriously, now that we're in this position...can we get a win against the Jags? I'm not even joking. I guess I do enjoy competitive games, which by all accounts this should be. But, competitive in a sad way. Like two crack addicts fighting over a piece of used gum in the parking lot of a McDonald's.

    BRING IT!
     
  2. TheIronDuke

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    Well they did beat the tacks in Possum Holler so anything can happen. I wouldn't be surprised at all if we lose to them. I guarantee we will be giving up a lot of points regardless because our defense is freaking terrible and can't pressure the QB or, god forbid, actually get a pick. It'll be entertaining regardless and I'll have fun watching the game at home if they win or if they get crushed.
     
  3. qqert

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    so, so, so, so.. sad.

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  4. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    Whatever. I'll watch like I always do, hoping they kick someone ass for a change. Usually before the game has ended it's totally obvious they are going to lose and I'm back here bitching about it in some ***** thread that's probably a duplicate of a thousand other ***** threads.

    That's pretty much how it's gone this season.
     
  5. mootini

    mootini 1stdown!!!!!

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    Jags gonna come in and.............................................. show you how bad they are!
     
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    mootini 1stdown!!!!!

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    Greg Jones curse!!! HEX! :kitten::kitten::kitten:
     
  7. Bulls on Parade

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    My prediction: Jaguars 33, Texans 10

    Chad Henne will continue to excel against our defense. He threw for 354 passing yards with 4 TDs and 0 INTs against us in Houston last season. A game the Texans barely pulled out 43-37 in overtime. And we were a much better team at the time.

    I also expect Maurice Jones-Drew to have his best game of the season. Just like I mentioned the same for Rashad Jennings a week ago at this time and sure enough I was correct. Also Josh Scobee, one of the better kickers in the league, will connect on four field goals.

    The Texans offense will turn the ball over not once, not twice, not thrice but four times, regardless if it's Schaub or Keenum, against an opportunistic Jaguars defense. I expect Jason Babin to have a three-sack game, maybe an INT and forced fumble. He may as well. We drafted him late in the first round back in 2004. As long as he doesn't pull out anybody's hair.

    The Texans can't even run the ball effectively on offense. That used to be our bread and butter.

    It's going to be an ugly game. I may actually attend this game. I have a couple free tickets from work. Not sure if I can stomach a loss to the Jaguars and hearing a lot of boo birds. But then I keep thinking about possibly owning that first overall pick in the 2014 NFL Draft and it cheers me up a little bit.
     
  8. speedfreek

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    Schaub starts, 24-6 Jaguars.. Keenum starts, 20-17 Jaguars..

    TJ
     


  9. Norg

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    what if TJ starts
     
  10. Vance87

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    31-3 Jags
     
  11. Sigma

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    is that 6 a couple of field goals or a TD with a missed conversion?
     
  12. CretorFrigg

    CretorFrigg Fire Rick Smith

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    Texans vs. Jags...the two jokes of the AFC. I wonder who outside of Houston and Jacksonville will broadcast this game?
     
  13. kiwitexansfan

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    It's Schaub, that is absolutely 2 FGs
     
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    Hey, Randy Bullock has NEVER missed an extra point.
     
  15. gafftop

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    Ben Tate bs on this team coming a long way, unless you are talking about how we went from 11-1 to 3-12 the last 15 games.
     
  16. Corrosion

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    So these two games will decide who gets Bridgewater and who gets Mariota .... Give me Matthews , Lewan or Irving after a trade back a few spots instead of either.
     
  17. TejasTom

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    The defensive power house known as U of H ended Bridgewater's TD streak.
     
  18. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got JJ?

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    I'm just glad we won't be the first in their hunting bag. Thanks, Tennessee.
     
  19. Ghostform

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    wait so you're telling me they didnt flex this game to sunday night?
     
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    Is gabbert injured or was he benched for schaubing it up? The bulls on charade will barely even sniff henne and hell carve up this lifeless defense. I think the jagholes will put the cherry on the dog pile of poop season.
     

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