Texans truth or fiction?

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  1. badboy

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    Post something that seems unlikely but has a chance of coming true. I'll start:

    Dunta Robinson reports for practice Monday before game one. He has signed for $21 million guaranteed in a three year deal totaling $30 million. He makes two interception in his first game and deflects another pass that would have been a TD.
     
  2. m5kwatts

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    Okoye becomes a pro bowl DT and enters the discussion of one of the best DT
    s in the NFL.

    Quinn picks off 5-7 passes in the nickel.

    The team goes 5-1 in the AFC south...
     
  3. dalemurphy

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    The Texan fanbase actually arrives at the stadium before kickoff and I am not universally hated in my section for cheering too loudly and standing up too often.
     
  4. badboy

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    Matt Schaub passes for 4500 yards, Slaton runs for 1600 and AJ has 1500. All are selected as Pro Bowl starters. Team misses play off with 10-6 record. Kubiak is seen kicking the Gatorade cannister after the last game ends in a 3 point loss.
     
  5. Texan_Bill

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    My responses. :whip:
     
  6. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    This has no chance of coming true. The Texans can't reopen contract negotiations with DR until the end of the season.

    Personally, I think he'll show up to camp. Maybe not tomorrow, but I think he'll be there eventually.
     
  7. brakos82

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    We actually win 4 road games.
     
  8. GermanTexan

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    Mario Williams is the MVP of the 2010 Season (22 Sacks and 7 Forced Fumbles).
     


  9. Goldensilence

    Goldensilence hipster elite

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    Matt Schaub starts and finishes all 16 games. Except for mop up duty.
     
  10. spurstexanstros

    spurstexanstros Texans Rising

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    I felt the same way...I had to teach them how we in San Antonio cheer. They didnt take too kindly to the whooping and hollaring.

    The bullpen does cheer loudly but outside of them....yawn.
     
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    Jacoby Jones returns 3 punts for TDs on his way to the pro bowl. AND he doesn't put the ball on the ground the whole season.
     
  12. brakos82

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    Well, maybe after he spikes it in the endzone. :kingkong:
     
  13. m5kwatts

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    Are you sure you didn't have a Spurs jersey on? We here in the H have a healthy level of hate for the Turds.
     
  14. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Or tosses it to his Mamma
     
  15. badboy

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    More like a handoff as he jumps into her arms in the stands.
     
  16. spurstexanstros

    spurstexanstros Texans Rising

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    I got one.......

    ok wait for it.........

    Amobi makes a tackle in a critical situation.

    no even better......


    Amobi sacks the quarterback of the opposing team ..this year OL sacks dont count.
     
  17. blitz90

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    I'm salivating at just the chance of this happening.

     
  18. 76Texan

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    I would borrow Yankee's line here.

    MS takes the 16th week off 'cause we have already secured home field advantage by then (or the situation had already settled), and plays week 17 to get ready for the play-offs.
     
  19. 76Texan

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    I will settle for just the second part and a few good returns! [​IMG]
     
  20. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Me too, but I'd rather see it this upcoming 09 season. :winky:
     

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