texans strike fear

Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by PandapuffTexan, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. PandapuffTexan

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  2. Ryan

    Ryan THIS YEAR

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    These guys are hilarious.

     
  3. 76Texan

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    This guy is truly confident in his team:

    "They hung 40 plus on the Ravens today...I expect 60, and I am not exaggerating....I am calling it now....62-17"

    :mariopalm:
     
  4. PandapuffTexan

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    This guy take the cake, LOL, LOL, LOL!



    "I'm recording the Bills Houston game....

    For future generations to look upon in amazement.

    This will be a beating the likes of which nobody has seen before.

    How many points will they put up on this atrocious excuse of a defense?

    50? 60? The first ever 100 point game in the NFL?

    Let your children, and your children's children look upon this game in awe and amazement, as a beating the likes of this will not come around but once every 2000 years!

    They say the last time a football team took a beating as bad as this one was when Jesus marched 10 of his 12 apostles up and down the field to put a 212-3 beating on Satan to send him back to the depths from whence he came in the CFL's (Christian Football League) first and only Eucharist Bowl!

    Fitzpatrick will be picked off 8 times by Jonathan Joseph alone, and Mario Williams will not make a tackle against his former team!

    After the game Stevie Johnson will begin weeping uncontrollably and begging God to end this cruel joke and send his contract to the depths of hell!

    Mario Williams will break down and begin crying when asked about Dave Wannstedt! (That's my defensive coordinator MAN!)

    And then every single player/coach on the Bills roster will retire, and Ralph Wilson stadium will be sucked into a black hole. All that will be left is the now immortal Ralph Wilson, seated on a throne made of the souls of 100s of thousands of Bills fans from over the years!

    People will speak of this day in hushed tones from then on.

    The Bills will be wiped from all record books and all human history.

    Nobody will know if it actually happened!

    Except me.

    Because I'll have the video tapes.

    19.99 a piece for whoever wants one. Once I get the NFL's direct written consent of course. "
     
  6. DownByContact

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    This is funny, but it is awfully similar to jets board when we were going to face them...
     
  7. utahmark

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    And I thought DaTruthExplodes only posted here.
     
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    Don't get too cocky folks. I will admit even our board has rarely sounded as defeated. Even when we did we went out and beat some teams we had no business beating.

    47 yards total offense - W v. the Pittsburgh Steelers.

    Taking the SB winning that season Patriots to OT (where we got robbed on a bogus PI on Jamie Sharper) and beat the SB losing Panthers.

    Any given Sunday. One game at a time.
     
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  9. NitroGSXR

    NitroGSXR Super Sic #58

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    After 10 years... I'm ready to douche bag it up! It's our time!
     
  10. BeerTastesLikeVictory

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    I wish I could, but I'm afraid Ill need surgical removal of the part in my brain that fears the Texans will blow it at any given time.

    I've got a lot of friends in Pittsburgh from living there for a number of years, and although they sent lots of ****** talking texts during the GB game I couldn't even respond in kind like I used to. I'm pretty sure the medical term is "post-capers stress disorder".

    With treatment and support from friends and family I hope one day to get over the ailment and be able to once again talk smack with the best of them.
     
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    NitroGSXR Super Sic #58

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    I wish you guys understood sign language. I have been doing some trash-talking on Deaf NFL Vlogs for a few weeks now. FYI, I am pretty funny and BRUTAL in them.

    :bubbles:
     
  12. jjjezebel

    jjjezebel ¬°Ay, caramba!

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    :goodpost: All. Of. This. I was talking to my Dad about the Texans after the Green Bay game, and he couldn't believe how negative I was being. This is pretty much how I described what I was feeling.

    It's like a creeping dread that just hovers in the back of my brain.
     
  13. ThaJokaa

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    LOLOLOL Had me rolling in class
     
  14. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    Note: The following content is not based on current reality. Take it seriously at your own risk.

    The Bills are one of those teams that I'm always worried about. No matter how much they suck they always seem to be waiting for the Texans to come along. It's the old Oilers "comeback" game wound scabbed over with added salt from a couple of Texan-Bills games where I was certain we'd win and the Bills managed to put it together long enough to keep that from happening.

    I'm not saying we're going to lose this upcoming game to Buffalo. I'm saying that this is a team that I associate with dashed hopes and painful losses. I will feel better when this game is behind us.
     
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    Yep. It gives me a lot of gratitude to not be those other fans, though.
     
  16. Thorn

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    Until we play the Patsies we don't have a QB or offense that can stand up to Wades defense. We'd have to have BOTH a defensive AND offensive collapse to lose a game up until then. Which isn't to say we won't. Just sayin'
     
  17. PandapuffTexan

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    didyou watch the bills patriots game? they have no clue how to pressure the qb..brady got plenty of time in the pocket..i see mario regretting his choice to leave our team
     
  18. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    Nope I didn't watch it but it's good to hear. Maybe they're finally so bad that they can't jump up and drop a floater in our punch bowl. I said before posting that it had nothing to do with the current state of either Buffalo or the Texans though. I'm just saying the Bills give me the creeps. Be glad when they're in our rearview mirror.
     
  19. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    The Packers fans were talking doom and gloom too before thumping us in our own house. Just want to point that out

    Also, Mario hasn't done much of anything this season, but I can almost guarantee he'll notched up for this one
     
  20. PandapuffTexan

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    If you want to know how bad it is. my dad is a die hard bills fan he was born near buffalo. He always talks about how proud he is of his team win or lose. I asked him who you think will win the bills and texans game. I got this response "i love my bills but this is no contest,jj watt and co are going to go to hell for beastily as they screw over the buffalo""

    I dont watch many bills games but from what i here they are last in total defense in the league this year, odd considering the 100 million dollar man..
     

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