Texans Sing along

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  1. axman40

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    I started this last year and the Texans went 2-0. So the sing alongs will continue as long as the Texans win!
    Week 1 honors go to DeMeco Ryans! Sung to the Theme song from Shaft.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZzBrxj-Gjo

    Who's the Middle Linebacker
    That put's the fear of God into the Quaterbacks?
    DEMECO
    Ya damn right!

    Who is the man that would risk his neck
    For his brother man?
    DEMECO!
    Can you dig it?

    Who's the cat that won't cop out
    When there's danger all about?
    DEMECO!
    Right On!

    They say this cat DEMECO is a bad mother...
    SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
    I'm talkin' 'bout DEMECO.
    THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

    He's a complicated man
    But no one understands him but his woman
    DEMECO RYANS!
    :fans:
     
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  2. Leahmic223

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    WOOO Lets go Texans :texflag:

    WOOO!!!!!!
     
  3. JohnsonFan

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    lol haha i just sang it along thats great!
     
  4. brakos82

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    Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?
    Were you at the field with your wife and children, or cheering on the Texans in LA?
    Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that red smoke rising against that blue sky?
    Did you shout out in pleasure, fear for their corner, or did you just sit there and cry?
    Did you weep for the Broncos who lost their dear road game, and pray for the ones who don’t know?
    Did you rejoice from the athletes who won in the huddle and sob for the ones left below?
    Did you burst out in pride for the red, white, and blue, and the heroes who thrived just doing what they do?
    Did you look up to heaven for some kind of answer, and look at yourself, football really matters!

    I’m just a singer of simple songs; I’m not a sports analytical man.
    I watch NFL N, but I’m not sure I can tell you the distance from Iraq to Iran.
    I know Jesus and I’ve talked to God and I remember this from when I was young:
    Faith, hope, and Texans are some good things he gave us, and the greatest is Texans.

    Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?
    Were you Teaching a class full of innocent children, or driving down some cold interstate?
    Did you feel guilty cause you’re a Texan?
    In a Dallas bar did you feel alone?
    Did you call up your mother, tell her you love her, or did you dust off that jersey at home?
    Did you open your eyes, hope it always happens, close your eyes and not go to sleep?
    Did you notice the sunset for the first time in ages, or speak to some other fan on the street?
    Did you lay down at night and think of tomorrow, go out and party till one?
    Did you turn off that violent old movie you’re watching, and turn on those Earl Campbell reruns?
    Did you go to a party and share beers with some strangers, or did you stand in line and give your own blood?
    Did you just stay home and cling tight to your family, or thank God you have the Texans to love!

    I’m just a singer of simple songs; I’m not a sports analytical man.
    I watch NFL N, but I’m not sure I can tell you the distance from Iraq to Iran.
    I know Jesus and I’ve talked to God and I remember this from when I was young:
    Faith, hope, and Texas are some good things he gave us, and the greatest is Texas.

    Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?

    :texflag:
     
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  5. JohnsonFan

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    where do u get these songs?
     
  6. TexanRevolution

    TexanRevolution Tejano Diablo

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    Nice!

    And now, for something completely different!

    Lemme tell you of a story ‘bout a man named Bud,
    The fat mo-fo had a coonskin for his duds.
    And then one day after a party at the dome,
    He traded Earl Campbell and he fired good ole’ Bum.
    ...Coach Phillips..."kick the door down".

    Well the next thing you know ol’ Bud’s a’ gettin’ scared,
    Mayor Bob Lanier said “move away from here”
    We’re all sick & tired of stinkin’ up the AFC,
    So get your keester on the bus and move to Tennessee.
    Possum holler, that is…Tennbreads & trailer parks.
    Don’t come back now, ya’ hear!

    -OR-

    He's creepy and he's kooky,
    He's alltogether spooky,
    His toupee looks like dookie,
    Bud Adams' family!
    Dah-dah-dah-dah dum dum
    Dah-dah-dah-dah dum dum

    I'm sorry, I couldn't resist
     
  7. JohnsonFan

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    lol where are u getting these haha
     
  8. BSofA04

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    very funny and creative....I say props to you my friend...
     


  9. TEXANRED

    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    :drunk: I love posting this one, see if any of you can figure it out.

    Look out football, here we come,
    Houston Texans, Number One.

    Houston has the Texans, the greatest football team.
    We take the ball from goal to goal like no one's ever seen.
    We're in the air, we're on the ground - always in control,
    And when you say the Texans, you're talking Super Bowl.

    'Cause we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
    Houston Texans, Number One.
    Yes, we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
    Houston Texans, Number One.

    We've got the offense, we've got the defense,
    We give the other team no hope.
    'Cause we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
    You know we're gonna hold the rope.

    Yes, we're the Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers,
    Houston Oilers, Number Owe're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
    Houston Texans, Number One.

    Yes, we're the Houston Texans, Houston Texans,
    Houston Texans, Number One

    Cause were the Houston Texans, Houston Texans
    Houston Texans number one - Five - Seven - Eight,
    We're the best from the Lone Star State!
    Houston Texans , Houston Texans,
    Houston Texans number One.

    :fans:
     
  10. brakos82

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    Too easy... but it needs a new everything, new singer, background music, etc.
     
  11. brakos82

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    Battle Red Friday- free again!
    Got my motor running for a football weekend...
    Battle Red Friday- I'm outta control,
    Forget the working blues and let the Texans ro-o-oll.
     
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    I just take a song that already exists and change a couple words. My first one was from Alan Jackson's "Remember When"
     
  13. axman40

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    Week 2: Ahman Green sung to Jim Croce's Bad Bad Leroy Brown

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_DOikIddmQ
    Well the south side of H-town
    Is the baddest part of town
    And if you go down there
    You better just beware
    Of a man named Ahman Green

    Now Ahman more than trouble
    You see he stand bout six foot four
    All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover
    All the mens just call him sir

    And its bad, bad Ahman Green
    The baddest man in the old H-town
    Badder than old king kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Now Ahman he a runner
    And he likes to score Touchdowns
    And he likes to move the ball
    In front of everybodys nose
    He got a custom continental
    He got an eldorado too
    He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
    He got a razor in his shoe

    And its bad, bad Ahman Green
    The baddest man in the old H-town
    Badder than old king kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog


    And its bad, bad Ahman Green
    The baddest man in the old H-town
    Badder than old king kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    And its bad, bad Ahman Green
    The baddest man in old H-town
    Badder than old king kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    :fans:
     
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    Man I though this was a thread about the Texans new 'fight song' which IMO was kind of scary... haha

    this wasn't too bad though.
     
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    Ca-a-a-rolina, you-be walkin' through a hurricane,
    Meco on the left side,
    Mario on the right,
    a two-steppin' horse n' train!

    :fans:
     
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    My favorite song with a twist.
     
  17. axman40

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    Week 3 Mario sung to Door's Gloria

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GRlVE2pNQ-s&mode=related&search=
    Yeah, right.
    Did you hear about Mario? He's a beast from Carolina,
    He come round here, to sack QB's?
    Come round here just about noon,
    He makes his presence known every Sunday.
    He's one mean mother
    Wrap up the Qb and throw him down
    Picks up the fumble and rumbles for six

    Chorus: Mario--M-A-R-I-O
    Mario--M-A-R-I-O

    Mario--M-A-R-I-O

    Mario--M-A-R-I-O



    Chorus
    Keep the whole thing going, baby!
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    Umm, I didn't give permission for this...
     

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