Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by Wolf, Sep 16, 2007.
I absolutley LOVE the first picture.
^^ I freaked out when I saw this one, I thought he was flipping off the crowd! It turns out, he put up 2 fingers symbolizing 2 TDs.
Jake looks like he is crying.
The glove, the hair, the body language says it all. Oh, and the empty stands.
Matt Schaub asks David Carr, "Do you do your Pantomime Show for Birthday Parties?"
I posted this picture in another thread, and then decided a caption the photo contest deserved its own thread.
Schaub: Dude, nice hair.
Carr: Yeah, thanks.
Schaub: Sorry about making you look so bad.
Carr: I look great, Matt. Look at this hair. My hair is bangin'. I look damn good with my fresh white gloves.
Schaub: Well thats not really what I meant...but ok. Sorry about your career and all...
Carr: Matt, its ok. I don't care about football anyway. It's just a way to let everyone bask in the glory that is my bangin' hair.
Schaub: Damn, you are a shallow and vapid loser after all.
Carr: Yuppers but you gotta admit, I do have bangin' hair.
either that or scared on a really base level.
David, sorry I am making you look like such a clown...but if the glove errr shoe fits......
"Hey man, thanks for your spot. I think I'll turn this team around and put the Texans back on the map."
"And by the way, you suck."
dude, that almost made me spit coffee all over my monitor. seriously.
Matt: What the.....are you seriously shaking my hand while wearing those nancy-boy gloves???
Davey: Uh, yeah sorry about that. My infectious disease doctor said I have to wear them at all times due to my hairy palm syndrome.
Matt: Well, try to leave it alone then.
Davey: I try, but everytime I see a mirror I have to squeeze one off. "You see, I'm too sexy for my team, too sexy for my league...too sexy!!...."
Man, it is awesome to see AJ enjoy himself and now he's got JJ to enjoy it with!
Dude, that's hilarious!
David: How is your jersey so clean?
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