Texans Def and Off #1

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  1. TheEastwood

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    Don't look now ladies and gentlemen, but your Houston Texans are now number one in points scored and number one in points scored against. Hope Matt "Alex Moran" Leinhart can continue.




    EDIT: I'm an idi0t. I was looking at Conference, so the Texans are number one in the AFC. Still pretty damn good. Number 2 in points against and number 4 in points scored for the entire NFL


    EDIT #2: I can't call myself an idi0t on this board but I can say shit? Yeah, that makes sense
     
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  2. Kaiser Toro

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    In the AFC, with the Patriots still able to take over the points scored lead.
     
  3. Cjeremy635

    Cjeremy635 Overtraining

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    You can't say "idi0t" because normally one would call somebody else that and then it just goes downhill from there. You can call someone a piece of shit, however, it will probably go downhill after that too.
     
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    But you can say idiots.
     
  5. thunderkyss

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    As long as you don't single anyone out. You can say idiots...
     
  6. TexansFanatic

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    You're an idiots!

    :winky:
     
  7. GuerillaBlack

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    You can even say idiot if you'd like.
     
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    No, YOU!!! :cool:
     
  9. brakos82

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    You's a clever idiot.
     
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    Hahaha I have always thought of Leinart as the Alex Moran of the NFL
     
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  12. DocBar

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    If the grammar nazi's were anywhere near as effective as the profanity nazi's, maybe we could actually help some young people learn to spell and use proper sentence structure, as oppossed to just preventing them from reading words on a MB that they use in everyday conversation with their friends. Just sayin'....:D
     
  13. thunderkyss

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    idiots
     
  14. Craig.

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    I counted two unnecessary apostrophes and one misspelled word in that rant.
     
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    you can say i d i o t (try it and you'll see), you just can't type it without appropriate spaces:vincepalm:
     
  17. False Start

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    :lol:

    Oh, that was funny. I literally lol'd.

    As far as the Texans, I would have never thunk it.
     
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    I am definitely a grammar nazi, lol.
     
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    You could talk like me, and use proper sentence structure and use slang. It, in my opinion, is genius.
     
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