Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck

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  1. texasguy346

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    Let the LenDale White fat jokes begin!
     
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    Well played Steeler Nation....well played.
     
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    Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator.

    Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale.

    Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

    Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

    Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.

    Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid".
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    Lendale White is so fat, when he goes to kfc, he asks them to fill the bucket on the roof.

    He rocks himself to sleep trying to stand up.

    He eats wheat thicks.

    He can't even jump to conclusions.

    Once, during an away game in NY, Lendale heard it was chilly outside so grabbed a spoon and rolled on out the door.
     
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    lendale once jumped in the air.. and got stuck
     
  7. Blazing Arrow

    Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill

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    Bulluck
     


  9. texasguy346

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    Ouch and it was even in the article too. :gun: Fixed now.
     
  10. False Start

    False Start On # 69

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    Lendale is so fat his nickname is, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!"

    Lendale is so fat, Titans fans think hes fat....
     
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    Lendale White is so fat he thought this burger was a slider.

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  12. False Start

    False Start On # 69

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    He will never live that pic down.......
     
  13. Bulluck53

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    :tiphat:

    But yea, Bulluck got owned on that one.
     
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    Lendale is so fat that fat people are offended that he is called fat.

    If the Stay Puff marshmellow man and the Michelin man where able to have kids they would name him Lendale White.

    He ate the blob.

    His picture is on the Most Wanted list at all of the all you can eat buffets.

    Homer Simpson thinks he's a fat bastard.

    Bruce Willis and NASA are working on changing Lendale White's orbit.

    Baby Huey thinks he should go on a diet.

    Ralphie May said he likes to hang with White cus he makes him look slimer.
     
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    LMAO! These two got a bit of a snicker from me.
     
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    Lendale irons his clothes in his driveway.

    Lendale has to use Beltway 8 as a Slip&Slide

    VY tried to dogpile on top of Lendale and got a nosebleed from the altitude change.

    Lendales theme song is the Baby Elephant Walk.
     
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    :user: That reminded me... a fat guy's theme song
     
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    I remember seeing that and thinking:

    With that franchises' history, those young dudes don't realize that they just put the nail in their own coffin. I just knew they would choke. I hate the Steelers but I gotta give credit to one heck of a comeback to that.
     
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    I hear Lendale's camp is working out a new contract with demands for a new jersey number that will finally fit!












    (The zipcode of Nashville)
     
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    Lendale is so fat he only scored 2 TDs on the Texans last season. :dance2:
     

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