Team Edward

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  1. Runner

    Runner Hubcap Diamond Staff Member

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    Edward Cullen. He's very fast, and he's tough when the chips are down. He's kind of wimpy at other times. I'm not sure he brings the leadership the Texans need.

    Thoughts?
     
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  2. silvrhand

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    This is almost worthy of negative rep!

    :wadepalm:
     
  3. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    This is just another one of those backhanded fire Kubiak threads, isn't it. ISN'T IT!!!

    Ohhh...you think you're pretty smooth.
     
  4. Pantherstang84

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    :lol: Yeah. How many fire Kubiak threads do we need? [jk]Mods?[/jk]
     
  5. Runner

    Runner Hubcap Diamond Staff Member

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    Well that's not very constructive.
     
  6. b0ng

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    Since I don't watch movies tailor made for teenage girls (Twilight) I'm not exactly sure who this thread is about. The question is, will he grow a mustache? I think a mustache is a must for me to support a new hire.

    Hire Tom Selleck.
     
  7. kiwitexansfan

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    I believe Edward is the werewolf right? So I guess he meets your mistachiod requirements.
     
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  8. HuttoKarl

    HuttoKarl Hall of Fame

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    Get out of here with that weakstache!

    Welcome the NEW head coach of the Houston Texans Badamsinh Juwansinh Gurjar!!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. b0ng

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    Does he have a helicopter? My new coach needs to have a helicopter, and a butler named "Higgins".

    Where could I find such a dashing man to take my football team to new heights? Where?
     
  10. Runner

    Runner Hubcap Diamond Staff Member

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    C'mon man. He's a vampire. Team Jacob would be a werewolf.
     
  11. gtexan02

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    You should have made the title "Team Edward(s)" so you could at least pretend it was about Herm :D
     
  12. Texan_Bill

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    Who the **** is Edward Cullen. Is he related to the local Cullen family (as in UH) or what??

    AND did anyone else notice that B0ng has Magnum, PI, Tom Selleck as his avatar?? WTF is that all about??
     
  13. gtexan02

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    This may or may not be Lucky

    [​IMG]

    The guy on the poster plays "Edward Cullen" from Twilight
     
  14. Texan_Bill

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    I must live in a cave. What is Twighlight? A TV series or something?
     
  15. HuttoKarl

    HuttoKarl Hall of Fame

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    Don't act like you haven't read all the books and bought all the movies.
     
  16. gtexan02

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    You need to start dating younger women :D
     
  17. Texan_Bill

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    Books? Me????? :lol:

    I support this, but I don't date the kinda girls that read, unless it's a menu or some such...

    :D
     
  18. HuttoKarl

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    OK Bill...I'll break it down for you (I have a tweenage daughter and wife that loves the books...I admit...I read them so I'd have something to talk to them about)

    Twilight is a series of books about a girl who moves to a town in Washington to live with her father. There's a family of "vegetarian" vampires...don't eat people...they hunt animals...living in the town. Girl falls in love with one of the vampires. Indian tribe outside of town turns out to have some shape-shifting werewolves that don't like the vampires. Girl's dad is buddies with Indian guy who's son is a Werewolf. Werewolf falls in love with girl.

    Love triangle for two or three books.

    Girl and vampire get married, have hybrid baby. Werewolf falls in love with hybrid baby for later marriage in the future...and more books so the author can rake in more $$$.

    Some other stuff happens between.

    It's basically a romance novel series for 12-35 year old girls.

    Oh yeah...vampires are really fast and pretty indestructable unless they get ripped up by werewolves or other vampires. That's why Edward Cullen would be a good candidate at DT or DE or CB or whatever.

    Let the negative rep commence.
     
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    No Neg rep, but :lol: you sumed it up pretty good!
     
  20. HuttoKarl

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    I skipped the boring stuff...about 3 9/10ths books'worth.
     

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