Tailgating Haiku

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  1. bpe3

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    Here's a few Texan haikus I busted out this AM instead of getting any work done at the office.

    Up at crack of dawn
    Join friends for beer food and fun
    Ready for noon kick

    South Main seven A.M.
    Why won't they open the gate?
    We all hate waiting

    Yellow lot is best
    Five acres grass under foot
    Asphalt is toohard

    Fans go to Mojo
    Punching holes in Miller Lite
    Shotgun 30 time

    Show me what you got, Texans fans.

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    Platinum Lot ‘rocks the house’
    Blue Crew rules the lot
    It's football time in Houston!
     
  3. bpe3

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    Good start, but that's 6-7-5 syllables.
    We need 5-7-5.

    Keep 'em coming.

    bpe3
     
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    Wait a minute. Some of mine are off too.
    Counting never was my specialty.
    I made some changes.

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    LMAO... Plat-in-um is 3 (it's not platnum); Lot rocks the house is 4 = 7

    So......
    Stands
     
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    Enter at seven
    Raise the tents and fire up grill
    Its not that hard, Bill
     
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    Seven is too early
    I should still be in my bed
    Need coffee from Ted.
     
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    Platinum is the best! 50 yard walk and you're already inside. Gotta love some Platinum!
     


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    We are the hardcore
    Tailgating at every game
    United we stand

    :texflag:
     
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    I may be splitting hairs but I believe "every" has 2 syllables.
     
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    Two or three? Not sure...
    Every time it seems to change
    eve-ry, ev-er-y
     
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    The Titans suck, but
    Not as much as the Cowboys
    "How does my Arse taste?"
     
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    d'oh! I think you're right!
    Haiku is not hard to do
    Counting is easy

    p.s. fixed it! thanks :howdy:
     
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    No worries 'every' is like having a joker in your card game. It's wild, two or three syllables - whatever works.
     
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    Bud Adams blows chunks
    And his teams choke every time
    One yard short, I smiled
     
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    Very nice!!!

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    Vince Young likes sausage
    Montrose on a Friday night
    Vince and Hobie, match
     
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :hobie: :hobie:
     
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    Blue Crew tailgate rules
    Filo attacks with baloons
    Who turned out the lights?
     
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    :spit: That was the funniest one yet!!! Rep if I could!!!!
     

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