Somebody broke into Mojo1

Discussion in 'Texan Tailgate' started by bpe3, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. bpe3

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    Apparently some people just couldn't wait for August 9th to start tailgating and thought they could get an off-season fix by breaking into Mojo1 to start the party a bit early.

    Actually they broke into a 5th wheel travel trailer parked nearby and were using it as a drug den, party house, and at least a part-time residence. They tried their damndest to get into Mojo1, but I'm not sure they even made it all the way in.

    The front doors don't lock. There's a second door into the back of the truck though that has two layers of security. They went to town on the Kryptonite bike lock that holds the door closed from the outside. They couldn't break the lock, but they broke the weaker link which was the door handle it looped though.

    There's a second step to entering the back though. You have to press a latch that is not at all easy to find. I'm not sure they even made it past the door. I did a quick visual inventory and I didn't notice anything missing.

    According to the staff at the storage place, they had an power inverter hooked up to my battery and were stealing juice for their party. I assumed my battery would be dead, but I turned the key she fired right up.

    YOU CAN'T STOP THE MOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The purps were arrested. That's all I know right now. It would have much better if I had caught them on my own. :bat:

    bpe3
     
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  2. Double Barrel

    Double Barrel Modified Simian

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    Good! Must be Titans fans....did you notice any sausage laying around?
     
  3. Joe Texan

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    Austin Powers please Help, Someone is trying to steal MOJO
     
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  4. Yankee_In_TX

    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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    There was, however, a hidden camera set up:

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    (sigh, is that Studdard?)
     
  5. Hardcore Texan

    Hardcore Texan Magnet Man

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    Karma is a b****, you can't screw with the Mojo or any Texans tailgaters.....they should have known better. :kingkong:
     
  6. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got AJ?

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    Looks like it, but from the neck down it looks like a TV repairman or something. Geez. :gun:
     
  7. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

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    We are pretty sure that is Studdard.

    Of course, half nekkid redneckism is more of a badge of honor with linemen versus QBs.
     
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    long live the mojo
     


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