Seattle WR Golden Tate Busted breaking into a. . .

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  1. b0ng

    b0ng Ooops

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    Donut Shop.

    Marijuana has to be involved. I cannot grasp this story any other way.
     
  2. NitroGSXR

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    Top Pot is exactly right.
     
  3. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Fan-freaking-tastic.

    Now ESPN and all the other sports media is going to report that Ben Tate of the Texans was busted for a crime.

    Paging Dr. Dangerfield...Paging Dr. Dangerfield....We've got no respect here...
     
  4. TexanSam

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    Golden Tate should be in bigger trouble for admitting he likes Taylor Swift a few weeks ago.
     
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    What's wrong with Taylor Swift?

    Or is it that he likes her?
     
  6. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Hand over your man card, please.

    Oh, and your Justin Bieber poster too.

    4-day suspension from the board. Effective immediately!
     
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    GP Go Texans!

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    Either the guy has issues, or he had Ron Dayne with him.

    :rondaynefatjokesarecool:
     


  9. brakos82

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    Well Lendale White was just there....... :thinking:
     
  10. b0ng

    b0ng Ooops

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    Link

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  11. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Scratch that. I think Ron Dayne framed him.

    Dayne: "OK, kid. Here's what you do. Break the glass, go in there, and bring me back two boxes of jelly-filled donuts with powdered sugar on top. Then YOU get to go back in there and get your boxes for yourself. You'll have plenty of time before the cops get here."

    Tate: "You sound like you've done this before."

    Dayne: "Yeah. Hey, you wanna' get an apartment with me when this thing blows over?"

    Tate: (Silence)

    Dayne: "Never mind. Ok, run like the wind! GO! GO! GO!"
     
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    Damn, I've gotta try those this summer. :good:
     
  13. Hoss

    Hoss i need a beer..

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    :facepalm:JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. brakos82

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    Just sayin'. :evil:
     
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    If that quote is real, that I must say again that Pistol Pete is the man
     

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