Run & Shoot Offense Coming Back to Houston?

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  1. marv800

    marv800 Veteran

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    Why not bring in Plaxico Burress and Marvin Harrison! Then we could bring the "Run & Shoot" offense back to Houston!

    *ducks under desk*
     
  2. BigBull17

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    Harrison is a cold blooded assassin. Thats crazy that they dont really talk about that, yet focus on the other losers.
     
  3. gg no re

    gg no re iggnorent

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    I see what you did there
     
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    Cjeremy635 Overtraining

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    Huh? What did I miss?
     
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    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Great thread.......Negative rep to all. :worm:
     
  8. Ryan

    Ryan THIS YEAR

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    what in the world?
     
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    If Marv has to explain the joke, it's just not worth it...
     
  10. Señor Stan

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    This team is incomplete without Rae Carruth.

    If OJ gets out of jail he would fit the "one cut" (okay maybe two cuts) running back we have been looking for.
     
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  11. Porky

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    Ahhh. Okay it took me a minute but I got it!

    Not bad Marv, not bad. :user:
     
  12. HOU-TEX

    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    I think most got the joke, but just find it odd a new thread was started for it. :thinking:
     
  13. Brando

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    :heh: Nice one Marv.

    But it would be as good as the last time it was here...

    The Run and Shoot yourself in the foot or Run and Bust a cap in your ass.
     
  14. Sideline

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    Took me a bit too long to latch onto the joke here, however after the ten minutes I sat staring at the screen it clicked. Nice one made me laugh eventually.
     
  15. Texan_Bill

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    Now it makes sense. Especially after I saw the other thread started by Marv: What FA should we be Gunning for?

    :heh:
     
  16. BigBull17

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    He tried to murder some guy who stepped on his shoe or something. It's always the quiet ones... BTW, OJ being a 2 cut back is almost too disturbing. Almost.
     
  17. Errant Hothy

    Errant Hothy Hypermediocrity

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    Could we convert Tank Johnson to an O-linemen, he might be the ultimate Run & Shoot lineman.
     
  18. b0ng

    b0ng Ooops

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    Monster take, rack 'em.
     
  19. AnthonyE

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    lol, nice. :spit:
     
  20. Wolf

    Wolf 100% Texan

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    No hopefully it is gone, with Richards they"run and shoot" they scored again defense

    no more: (part the battle)red sea defense from Richard "Moses" Smith .. I hope Bush can kick some tail

    :fans:
     

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