Ron Dayne told me no (and I got my head smashed)

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  1. Yankee_In_TX

    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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    Does anyone know if there's a team policy (official or not) about post game autographs? Ron Dayne denied me again today :( Last time I was further away, and he kinda' motioned like I have to get closer.

    Today (thanks to those who let me in their section!!) I went to the corner by the tunnel, and he shrugged me off....? Kinda' of a thanks but no thanks?

    Shortly thereafter, Demeco threw his golves up, and someone literally landed on my head diving for them, chipped paint off my horns!
     
  2. Tedc

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    Uh-Oh! Better get Maaco!

    The Great Dayne probably saw a turkey leg at the end of the tunnel.
     
  3. Texans34Life

    Texans34Life I BLEED TEXANS!

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    Why do you need Ron Dayne's autograph? He's washed up and sucks.

    You should of went for Darius Walker's.
     
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    Nice Ted!!!
     
  5. Yankee_In_TX

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    Because I have a Heisman collection. Last I checked, Walker didn't win that :) (I had a WI mini-helmet, which I am starting to regret having bought!)
     
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    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Next time stick a couple of quarter pounders on the ends of your horns. He'd definetely hook you up. Keep your distance though, you could lose a limb or get saturated with saliva.

    :specnatz:
     
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    Maybe it had something to do with that Farrah Fawcett tank top you were wearing. :shades:
     
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    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    the thread title was misleading... i thought you asked him for one of his cheeseburgers or something.
     


  9. Yankee_In_TX

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    LMAO @ PD, rep for that if it will let me. Sorry to be misleading!
     
  10. Ckw

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    Hey where did you go to get autographs? Anyone have suggestions?
     
  11. Yankee_In_TX

    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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    The ONLY time I've seen players give autographs on Game Day is near their tunnel, during pre game warm ups (about 2.5 hours before the game until 45 mins before the game).
     
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    Ya know...it didn't read as funny as I pictured it when typing. Just illustrating some nutjob in the stands with a 35 year old Farrah tank top that has now shrunk into a half shirt kind of thing. Yea...pretty lame. Carry on, nothing to see here folks.
     
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    It is like a train wreck...hard to look away....must try.....

    Okay, I will give you "nut job". We all seem to have a few screws loose and Yankee may be guilty of needing just a few tightened but don't add years to his life. He probably doesn't even know who Farah is.

    Why are you imagining Yankee in an orange Farah Fawcett tank top?? (not that there is anything wrong with it)
     
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  15. Yankee_In_TX

    Yankee_In_TX Dance Lindsay!

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    I Don't Get It.

    Worst thread ever, LOL.

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    Now it is. Some of us live in the past and we want to stay there.
     
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    I was going to say that I think I just threw up a little but now I know I have.
     
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    Sorry :angel
     
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    I remeber this poster.


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