Roethlisberger Leaves Bathroom Stalls for the House of the Lord

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  1. CloakNNNdagger

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    ............He's engaged to be married in June.........

     
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    This one always cracks me up. You can bet his religious beliefs didn't stop him from :ant: but lord knows can't cohabitate.
     
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    You ASSuming facts not in evidence?
     
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    Yes I am based on the actual actions of those who have said the same thing to me before and Ben's prior conduct.
     
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    Congrats to Big Ben. One of my favorite QB's to watch around the league.
     
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    No one questions the fact that he had sex with that chic in a bar restroom. Rape was the only part in question. Somehow, religious beliefs and boinking some random chic you just met in a bar restroom don't mesh. Could be just me.
     
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    Could be that who people are isn't always who they were. I know people who have done worse than Ben, but are better people now than I'll ever hope to be. Its not that far-fetched he has changed.

    Its not like I'd let him date my daughter without reservation, but absent proof he hasn't made the changes he (and his teammates) claim he's made. Who are we to doubt him?
     
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    Why is this news?

    Oh yeah....because he needs positive PR.

    Because he is a rapist.
     
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    Am I the only one that thought the only reason this was newsworthy was because Big Ben just came out of the closet?
     
  11. infantrycak

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    Well won't be the first time or the last I will be cynical. In my observation those who say "we are saving ourselves for marriage" may be and those who say "we don't live together because of our religious beliefs" are boinking.
     
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    So what do the ones getting hummers and hand jobs say? (besides thank you) :kitten:
     
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    Other than the standard chrome off a trailer hitch and golf ball through a garden hose comments?

    You forgot booty love. :kitten: And you left the girls out unless I have missed it and hummer has become a unisex term.
     
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    Daniel Tosh

    "I love how Kobe Bryant puts out a commercial this year where he's like, 'Hate me because I'm a champion, hate me because of my work ethic.' It's like 'we hate you because you were accused of rape!'"

    It's tough to lose the 'rapist' tag. More like a brand for life...
     
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    And bathroom rape is the dirtiest of all. It is virtually impossible to wipe it off using the usual available "necessities.":thinking:
     
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    When I told my girl he was getting married she said, "Did he force her to marry him?!"
     
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    I think this girl is just an Eagles fan in disguise who's trying to ruin his career...
     
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    my lady or roethlisberger's lady?


    my lady ain't no iggle fan...
     

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