Being an Irish fan, I have seen some funny lines about rivalries. The question is, what are some of the things (pg rated) things you have called the rivals of the school or schools you like. Please include the school(s) you like or went to. This is ment to be all in fun so please no one get upset. Just a chance to put some tabasco on that ankle you could say. I root for Notre Dame and went to UH. Ohio State = the sweater vest or Cheaty McSweaterVest. USC = (pete carroll) The pooddle Univ of SCum Michigan = scUM Florida = (urban meyer) Urban Cryer.