Rival Jokes

Discussion in 'The Blazing Arrow "Rivalry Talk"' started by JohnsonFan, Aug 15, 2007.

  1. JohnsonFan

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    The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The titans are Super Bowl contenders."

    Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

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    What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Titans fans in one room?

    A full set of teeth!

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    Why did the colts players miss their flight for the big game?

    They were stuck on a broken escalator!(in vince's case he is just stupid)
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    If you see a jags fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?

    It could be your bike
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    You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of jaguars. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

    Shoot the Jags fanÂ… twice.
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    What do you call a Colts fan with half a brain?

    Gifted!
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    Why are the Titans like a possum?

    Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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    ENJOY!!! GO TEXANS :fans: :fans: :fans: :fans: :fans: :fans:
     
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