I am just trying to do the opposite of what I did last week. I started a "Reasons we will beat the Colts" thread, and then halfway through the first quarter, I realized I jinxed us. So, this week's thread will be "Reasons we will lose to the Redskins" in hopes that it will cause us to actually win. Here they are: 1.) We're horrible. 2.) Espn is always right. 3.) Reggie Bush just beat Jesus in a tennis match.