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  1. mike moffat

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    Anyone going to the game? I am driving down to see the Texans whip the Raiders. I'll be looking for some of you.
     
  2. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got AJ?

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    I was going to turn you on to a youtube clip made by Hollywood Texan when he went last year but he removed the damn thing. It was awesome. BRING IT BACK HOLLYWOOD!!

    Anyway, hope you have a blast. You wearing Texans duds?
     
  3. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    You, Joe and the others going up to Raider land, be on the look out for those Raider fans. Here's some tips on identifying them :):


    What do you call a Raiders fan with half a brain? Gifted.

    Do you know what “Raiders” actually stands for? Raider Al’s Idiots Doing Excruciating Rap Songs.

    There’s a rumor that Al Davis has lined up a new corporate sponsor for the Raiders – Tampax. He though it was appropriate since the team is going through a very bad period.

    How do you save a Raider fan from drowning? Mop up the vomit.

    What do you call a sheep tied to a light-post in Oakland? A recreation center.

    What do you call a Raiders fan with lots of girlfriends? A Shepherd.

    What do you call a Raiders fan with five sheep? A pimp.

    What’s the difference between a Raiders fan and a Chimp? Ones hairy, stupid and smells, and the other is a Chimpanzee.

    How do you knock out a Raiders fan when he’s been drinking? Slam the toilet seat on his head.

    How can you tell a level-headed Raiders fan? He dribbles from both sides of his mouth – at the same time.

    Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So they aren’t mistaken for Oakland women.

    What are silver and black, silver and black, and silver and black? A drunken Raider fan rolling down the bleachers.

    What do Raiders fans and laxatives have in common? Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.
     
  4. Joe Texan

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    Hey Cloak I am staying home but the best way to go is go to Kingsford Kirks Tailgate
     
  5. CloakNNNdagger

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    Hope to see you Sunday.
     
  6. mike moffat

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    Look for me on TV. I will be in section 111 which is on the end zone line on the northeast corner. I'll probably be the only one with a red Texan shirt on. I'll probably have a black eye from getting into fights with these friendly Raider fans.
     
  7. cc_me

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    Not unless you pick the fight. Sorry, but the Texans are not the Broncos. There will be not a lot of fans in a fighting mood. We are happy to see our home games being done for the year.
    Stop by out TG. Say Hi. Lot A big Marine Corp flag flying high!! A few beers for you!
     
  8. Tedc

    Tedc Hardheaded

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    It is all said in jest cc.

    The Raiders have some great fans.
     


  9. cc_me

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    Yep,and I'm one of 'em!!!:wild:
     
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    Thanks CC. You know that I was just kidding when I mentioned the black eye. I have a change in seating arrangements. I will be on the Texans side in section 142, row 16. I will try and stop by and meet you. You're okay in my book.
     
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    That would be cool:splits:
     

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