Pre-Draft Testosterone Wars

Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by GP, Mar 6, 2009.

  1. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Well, with our free agency adventures slowing down...

    All we're left to do is to srape and dig for anything we can get our hands on, in terms of what to talk about on here. And with virtually no current Texans news to talk about, I know that between now and the draft we will have a lot of arguments over trivial stuff.

    Some old rivalries will be renewed, and some new ones will form and be birthed in all their glorious, ugly demon-baby way(s)...with flame wars and taunting coming from all directions.

    We'll talk about the draft for a week or two, gripe about who we should have drafted and why we shouldn't have drafted old so-and-so, etc.

    Then the same thing happens between draft and camp.

    Happens every time. Remember what ron Burgundy said in the big news anchor gang fight: You remember the rules: Hair is off-limits.

    LOL. Let the good times roll!
     
  2. JWarren14

    JWarren14 Beer Me

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    I will start with an easy one to oppose....let's draft Mark Sanchez 15th overall, that Dan guy is no Sage and we really need a solid back-up quarterback. Now cut off my arm with an ax, but like Ron said don't mess with the hair
     
  3. El Tejano

    El Tejano Hall of Fame

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    Jordan Scott. RB from Colgate, should be our 2nd round pick.

    C'mon...I can take it.
     
  4. mattieuk

    mattieuk Site Contributor

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    What the hell are you talking about man?! Sanchez is the best QB prospect since HWSNBN. With the o-line we didn't have in 2002, Sanchez will be the QB of the Texans future. Draft him, or we will spend a good 3/4 more years, getting exactally 8-8 every year.

    :)
     
  5. El Tejano

    El Tejano Hall of Fame

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    Dude. Jordan Scott RB from Colgate.
     
  6. JWarren14

    JWarren14 Beer Me

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    Wonder which is better odds that we go 8-8 exactly for 3-4 years or winning the Super Bowl....if we draft Sanchez in the 15th we have a Hispanic hero, but it wouldn't be a smart move unless we move him to LB.
     
  7. Maddict5

    Maddict5 Hall of Fame

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    actually his stats are quite good considering he played for the worst team in the history of the nfl..

    and he was quite impressive in his interview (if anyone wants to pass some time, theres some nice ones on the site).

    anyway, i think orlovsky will net us a 3rd rd pick or higher before we see the back of him. im pretty confident he'll be a pre-season superstar and if matt goes down and he plays well....


    also id still love to take a speed rusher with the 15th pick of the draft... namely everette brown:brando:
     
  8. Big Poundcake

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    2005 NFL Draft-I would have rather us taken DE Justin Tuck in the 3rd round rather than Vernand Morency.In the 4th Round of the same draft, we could have taken DB Kerry Rhodes instead of Jerome Mathis.

    That was then though.
     


  9. spurstexanstros

    spurstexanstros Texans Rising

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    Cowboys....suck
    Jaguars...cant do anything without a tarp.....and I mean anything
    Titans....see Blazing Bipolar Bulluck thread.....hey are they the same guy?

    ok thats all the testosterone war stuff I got.....man the offseason is long
     
  10. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    Let's make this simple. Whatever I post is correct, and if you disagree with it, you're wrong. :whip:
     
  11. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    Forget the draft for the moment, we're still in free agency and Terrell Owens is still loose out there somewhere and unaccounted for. Personally I think the Texans should sign him. Imagine TO on the opposite side of AJ for a moment.

    Then consider that Jacoby Jones needs a sage and steady veteran to mentor him through these trying times.

    Finish up by imagining the kind of friendship and bonding that could take place between TO and Matt Schaub. Sure Owens couldn't get along with Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb, and Tony Romo but there's no way he could not like Schaub right? This couldn't possibly happen four times in a row could it?

    And I don't believe any of that.
     
  12. The Pencil Neck

    The Pencil Neck Subscribed Contributor

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    I could hear the Twilight Zone theme through that entire post.
     
  13. Porky

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    We should sign Brian Bosworth at LB. Wait, I just heard he is locked up by another team.
     
  14. 76Texan

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    Sign him for $110M.
    Let's make Dunta mad! LOL!
     
  15. 76Texan

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    You start boozing already, Thorn !?!
    :beer::fans:
     
  16. mussop

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    As long as we pick who I want I will be happy. :bat:
     
  17. euro-Texan

    euro-Texan All Pro

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    I agree with you?????
     
  18. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    I'm neither drunk nor wrong. However, something that is wrong is on TV right now. The NFL replay game tonight is the Oilers/Buffalo playoff debacle. I can't bring myself to watch it, even though I'd like to see the old Oilers again.
     
  19. Big Poundcake

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    Sign LB Mike Peterson and CB Dre Bly.
     
  20. eriadoc

    eriadoc Texan-American

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    You ever notice that they never replay the good Oilers games, like Earl's epic MNF game vs. the Phins?
     

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