Good for a laugh. From http://www.thebrushback.com/ Offensive Lineman Sacks David Carr Himself Just To Get It Over With HOUSTON--Chester Pitts, Houston Texans guard, decided to take matters into his own hands Sunday night and sack David Carr himself just to get it over with. When the ball was snapped, Pitts immediately turned around, grabbed his quarterback, and gently placed him on the ground in order to preempt a much more painful and violent sack from a member of the defense. It was just something I thought I should do, said Pitts, a member of an offensive line that has led the league in sacks allowed this year. We all know whats going to happen when David drops back to pass: Hes going to get nailed. So instead of putting him through that for the umpteenth time, I decided to do a preemptive strike. I just softly laid him on his back, patted his head and said There there. The seasons almost over. He was actually very appreciative. It was the closest thing Ive done to blocking all season. For the record, I think Pitts was a bad choice for this faux article.