TEXANRED
Texan-American
For those of you about to read this thread I would like to warn that there is nothing of substance or valuable content. Only the ramblings of the thoughts that went through my head as yet another walk of shame was preformed after yet another Texans loss.
Next week should be Battle Red day but I strongly urge McNair to change it to Battle Pink day. This bunch of tulip tip toeing Nancey boys don't deserve to wear any other color. Pink suits them just fine. Especially the D. Those are the thoughts that went through my head as not just one, but two Texan DB's went flailing into the end zone like they just learned to walk. That was the first of three TD's TO got. This may even solve some of Texan Chicks gripe about girls who wear pink to the games.
I think we are the new Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals have never been good. Ever. I don't recall a single playoff appearance since they moved from St. Louis. I think thats us. I think a lot of us old Oiler faithful still hold onto the belief that you can't be bad all the time and next year we will improve. Well I haven't seen an improvement since '04 and now we are in the midst of yet another 2-14 possibly 3-13 if we can beat the Raiders.
Cymbalta. Where does depression hurt? Everywhere. Who does depression hurt? Everyone. Now try our new extra strength pill especially made for die hard Texan fans.
Someone please explain to me how, not only do we run the Denver O but also have the creator and we can't run the friggin ball? What happened to anybody can run in this system?
Did we retain Capers and someone forgot to tell me? The play calling was absolutely atrocious. You can't even blame it on Carr not throwing deep. There are no receivers running deep patterns. They all seem to run in the yard vicinity and break off. Someone please try to explain to me when we are throwing the ball effectively why we suddenly run the ball? Wow we just ran the ball for a whopping 1 yard. I understand we script the first 15 plays and it works out great for us. What about the rest of the game? Do they just set up a dart board in the press box and throw darts at the play sheet and where ever the dart lands thats the play we run
Is the LT spot cursed? TonyB never suited, we started and played Victor Riley, Wand can't buy a job, and rumors has Spencer's career being over. Is Pitts doing some sort of voodoo rain dance b/c he seems to be the only one to ever survive that spot.
The other thing that pisses me off is the Cowboy fans where so damn nice. I think 65,000 people to me to keep my head up. Thats great, while you are at it why don't you just pat me on the head. I was even invited to the tailgate after the game was over by a total stranger two rows in front of me. How in the blue blazes am I supposed to stay mad?
There is only one other time that I have felt like this and that was last year.
Now if you all would excuse me I am going to go and find a nice tall ledge to jump off of.
Thank you and good night.
Next week should be Battle Red day but I strongly urge McNair to change it to Battle Pink day. This bunch of tulip tip toeing Nancey boys don't deserve to wear any other color. Pink suits them just fine. Especially the D. Those are the thoughts that went through my head as not just one, but two Texan DB's went flailing into the end zone like they just learned to walk. That was the first of three TD's TO got. This may even solve some of Texan Chicks gripe about girls who wear pink to the games.
I think we are the new Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals have never been good. Ever. I don't recall a single playoff appearance since they moved from St. Louis. I think thats us. I think a lot of us old Oiler faithful still hold onto the belief that you can't be bad all the time and next year we will improve. Well I haven't seen an improvement since '04 and now we are in the midst of yet another 2-14 possibly 3-13 if we can beat the Raiders.
Cymbalta. Where does depression hurt? Everywhere. Who does depression hurt? Everyone. Now try our new extra strength pill especially made for die hard Texan fans.
Someone please explain to me how, not only do we run the Denver O but also have the creator and we can't run the friggin ball? What happened to anybody can run in this system?
Did we retain Capers and someone forgot to tell me? The play calling was absolutely atrocious. You can't even blame it on Carr not throwing deep. There are no receivers running deep patterns. They all seem to run in the yard vicinity and break off. Someone please try to explain to me when we are throwing the ball effectively why we suddenly run the ball? Wow we just ran the ball for a whopping 1 yard. I understand we script the first 15 plays and it works out great for us. What about the rest of the game? Do they just set up a dart board in the press box and throw darts at the play sheet and where ever the dart lands thats the play we run
Is the LT spot cursed? TonyB never suited, we started and played Victor Riley, Wand can't buy a job, and rumors has Spencer's career being over. Is Pitts doing some sort of voodoo rain dance b/c he seems to be the only one to ever survive that spot.
The other thing that pisses me off is the Cowboy fans where so damn nice. I think 65,000 people to me to keep my head up. Thats great, while you are at it why don't you just pat me on the head. I was even invited to the tailgate after the game was over by a total stranger two rows in front of me. How in the blue blazes am I supposed to stay mad?
There is only one other time that I have felt like this and that was last year.
Now if you all would excuse me I am going to go and find a nice tall ledge to jump off of.
Thank you and good night.
