Howdy. I know it is the deep offseason, and I was hoping you could help me with a project. I wrote a blog post called What if the Houston Texans were directed by Michael Bay. It's based on a Cracked.com photoshop contest called If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay. Winners here. (Warning: Very funny but some naughty bits). I asked my blog readers to comment on their version of the Houston Texans as seen by Michael Bay, but I think it would be fun to do a photoshop contest. So I am asking for photoshops of "If the Houston Texans were directed by Michael Bay." Your version. Rules: 1. This is hard to do, but it can't be something so inappropriate that I can't put it in a family newspaper blog. 2. Needs to be funny. Obvious. 3. Winners get their photoshops put in the Chron blog, and the admiration of all of us who love the funny distraction. So please kickass.