Perfect nickname for Texans Defense!

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  1. jaayteetx

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    The Chicken Ranch. Ala, best little whorehouse in Texas. They get paid to get scored on. There's a whorehouse in Texas! There's a whorehouse in Texas!
     
  2. Malloy

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    We also suck :(
     
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    At least the The Chicken Ranch had a little class; How about The Crack Whores?
     
  4. gtexan02

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    We also spend a lot of time on our backs
     
  5. jaayteetx

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    Hey, no need to keep the nickname for the defense only, special teams can be a part of the Chicken Ranch too!
     
  6. Koolaid Time

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    Why does Frank Bush still have a job?

    He must have compromising photographs of Rick Smith with a Doberman.
     
  7. Koolaid Time

    Koolaid Time Drink Up!

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    My nickname for the Defense:

    "The Walking Dead"
     
  8. Mr. White

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    The "Bend but Break" defense.
     


  9. Rey

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    and blow
     
  10. ChrisG

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    Good tv show...crappy defense
     
  11. Dread-Head

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    With all due respect. Tonight is one of the RARE occasions when I WON'T say how poorly the defense played NOR how I want Frank Bush's head on a pike. Tonight they played one hell of a game. I might trash them at some point in the future, but tonight they have my respect. The Ravens came away with this one, but the Texans made them EARN it.
     
  12. Koolaid Time

    Koolaid Time Drink Up!

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    No kidding.... where was this Defensive game plan all year? If Bush had called this game plan eariler the Texans would have been 10-5.
     
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  14. burro

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    The defense sucked in the first half, but they shut them out in the 2nd. This loss is not on the defense, nor is it really on the offense. This one is squarely on Kubiak for putting Schaub in the position to throw that pick. You have the best RB in the league (arguably) and you're not going to run in that situation? GTFO Kubes, you truly do suck more than anything has ever sucked before.
     
  15. Dread-Head

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    For what it's worth, there are three losses that happened in the last minute. This defense proved tonight that they have SOME talent.
     
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    The Ole defense.
     
  17. Revolution

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    They didn't give up any points in the second half. That was special teams points. The defense finally played aggressive in the second half. Why has it taken twelve and a half games to finally let the D loose?
     
  18. PapaL

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    And heart. I'm pleasantly surprised.
     
  19. CretorFrigg

    CretorFrigg Fire Rick Smith

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    Marshmallow swiss-cheese cherry pie and strawberries wrapped with a pink bow?
     
  20. burro

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    I corrected it. I was thinking of the KO returned for a TD.
     

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