PAIN: Denver vs. Houston Predictions

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  1. Thorn

    Thorn Dirty Old Man

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    For some reason I just felt the need to start this thread this week. I have no idea why. We are going to get our butts kicked by Denver who actually needs this game. After we lose we should have pretty much secured the number 1 pick in the draft where there isn't a franchise QB available, which is what we need.

    Hey guys, we suck! We can't even manage to lose right! LOL

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  2. santo

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    Since that field goal was a fluke in the Colts game, I predict we get shutout this week.

    35-0

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  3. TEXANRED

    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    You are being awfully generous to the Texans offense. Kick that down to three points and I agree you.
     
  4. TheIronDuke

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    They'll probably be resting Peyton by the 4th, no chance we can cover even half of their weapons and their pass rush is going to kill us. 37-6 if we play our best.
     
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    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    Game's already over
     
  6. Runner

    Runner Hubcap Diamond Staff Member

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    Six points seems like a lot. That is two (2) scores. A touchdown and missed PAT would get them there though.
     
  7. YeaLikeRightNow

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    Every week we think we've hit rock bottom, until another game day comes along...then we hit rock bottom even more.

    I say we are pretty much under the rocks at the moment. I don't see how we can even dare to compete with Denver, when the Jaguars humiliated us here at home just a few weeks ago. And it's going to be watched by the majority of the nation I suspect?

    Next year, I am sure the networks and the NFL will black-out most Texans games except for the Texas Gulf Coast area...they are THAT bad.

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    Houston - 6

    I believe Houston will score a touchdown on a freak play in garbage-time, and then miss the two-point conversion....trying to catch up with 2:00 minutes left in the 4th quarter.
     
  8. Pollardized

    Pollardized Division Champ

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    Texans win a close one, 34-31 on a last second Randy Bullock 55 yard field goal.
     


  9. revan

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    We will probably give them a good game like we did with NE. lol.
     
  10. Playoffs

    Playoffs Subscribed Contributor

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    Peyton Manning throws 7 TDs...

    then Brock Osweiler throws 3 TDs...

    then Zac Dysert throws a TD.

    Texans D stiffens against the run, though :koolaid:, and Watt gets a safety on Manning -- we lose 77-2.
     
  11. Mr teX

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    Manning's only 3-4 TD away from breaking the single season TD mark. He does that against us this week....how fitting seeing as though 1/2 his total TD's probably came against us for 8 years playing in this division....He wants to bring it back to where it all began!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  12. Vance87

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    Fixed :kitten:
     
  13. eriadoc

    eriadoc Texan-American

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    Fixed that for you. :D
     
  14. texanhead08

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  15. Bulls on Parade

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    Broncos 37, Texans 0
     
  16. kiwitexansfan

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    I think we will set a new record for incompetency.
    We lose 74-21.
    Concede 23 penalties for 215 yards.
     
  17. CretorFrigg

    CretorFrigg Fire Rick Smith

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    My prediction? It's going to be bad.
     
  18. TheMatrix31

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    This is the only game I'd be "ok" with losing if we're gonna, and it has nothing to do with us.

    **** New England.

    I don't think it'll be a crazy blowout though, since Denver is not clicking on all cylinders at the moment.
     
  19. imatexan

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    As long as we have Keo and Harris on the field we will get beat, badly.

    I can't believe these 2 guys are on our roster they are so bad, can't cover or tackle! I mean there has to be some rookie or SOMEONE who at least has some determination and can make a play once in a while.

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  20. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got JJ?

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    That's kind of my take on it as well. I think Houston will keep it inexplicably close, you know, keeping with the Houston sports M.O. so as to somehow break our hearts as the clock expires even though at gametime none of us expected to win.

    70-0 Broncos.....



    kidding.



    34-27 Broncos. And don't ask me where Houston comes up with all these points. :D :D

    I'm still trying to figure out what happened yesterday. All I know is when the drugs wear off I'm going to be highly upset. :roast:
     

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