Onterio Smith & the Whizzinator

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  1. infantrycak

    infantrycak Lead Moderator Staff Member

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    Dried urine?---eeeuwh.

    Man it sucks to be the cousin of an NFL player--they always get the blame.

    OK now that's funny right thar, I don't care who you are. I guess the NFL will have to institute a tug test.

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  2. Boris

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    is possession of such a device illegal? I wonder why they detained him.
     
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    sory, i failed to read the link

    makes more sense now
     
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    Now I know what to get my dad on Father's Day.
     
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    What can women use? What a jip!
     
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    For those who aren't googlephobic the web-site for the Whizzinator is hilarious.
     
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    Can we please get the extreme cartoonist people to make a cartoon about this?
     
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    Wow. The Vikings are like a television show now. Seriously just change their name to "Playmakers". BTW Wonderful marketing deparment for the Whizzinator people. Great name, and their website looks like one of those adds for "XRay Glasses". Wonder if they have different models of the Whizzinator? Whizzinator 2000, Whizzinator XL, MegaUltraWhizzinator.

    They even got heater packs to get the "urine" to the desired temperature. And for the ladies who want to beat the test there is Whizzinator for Her. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

    This is great stuff.
     
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    Why would his cousin want dried urine?
     
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    infantrycak Lead Moderator Staff Member

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    Kind of sounded like the league is considering whether this is his third strike. From the article:

    Aiello seems a little off the facts there because the Whizzinator is not a masking device/agent, it is a urine substitution device. They should at least put the fear of god in him before letting him off the hook--clearly the 4 game suspension meant nothing to him.
     
  11. beerlover

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    I must have partaken too much Saint Arnold brew because I could have sworn that 3rd down back demoralized the Texans last year @ Relient to the tune of 92 yards in a 34-28 OT win :bomb:

    seriously I agree with you, one of the constant needs that came up while playing GM for the Vikings was the RB position and filling it with someone with the talent to break apart the RB by committee. as a matter of fact I never had the chance to make my 4th round pick in our Mock II Draft RB was a serious consideration. whatever happened to the draft thread V?
     
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    yea he rushed for 92 yards.....but now does that reall say anything when he was probably on steroids?
     
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    He's referring to Mewelde Moore, and not Onterrio Smith. Smith missed our game due to his suspension, and Moore was forced into action.
     
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    I am not up on this sort of stuff, but couldn't this be concidered drug parafanelia? I know a Lawyer would probably beat the heck out of it in court, but it has that feel to me.
     

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