Only Extenze is Good Enough for Jimmy's Johnson

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  1. CloakNNNdagger

    CloakNNNdagger Site Contributor

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    Next think you know, he'll be making an instructional video with Jessica Simpson.
     
  2. WWJD

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    No wonder Jimmy's second wife seems so much happier than his first....
     
    gg no re likes this.
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    infantrycak Mod. Staff Member

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    Do you get a ring for that?
     
  4. Vinny

    Vinny shiny happy fan Staff Member

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    it comes in the extenze packet. First you take the pill, then you put on the ring. Make sure to take it off or you may have an erection that lasts for 4 hours...then your pee pee falls off (I think that is the bad part).
     
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    Might as well double down go for the Extenze & ring plus the coke & X. 16 hours of boner until you fall over dead with a heart attack or from frustration not having a girl.
     
  6. cuppacoffee

    cuppacoffee Resident Grouch

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    Ehh..

    I use the stuff for a different reason. Helps hold the thing up enough so that I don't pee on my shoes.


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