One week until Doomsday!

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  1. EaglesFanPhila

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    Be prepared. The Eagle will land on Sunday!
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  2. aj.

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    And this is what happens if he's stupid enough to land inside our stadium (it's a trap and he doesn't know it) Doomsday? Very aptly put.

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  3. EaglesFanPhila

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    You must have searched high and low for that pic. Won't matter though.

    The end result will be this:
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  4. axman40

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    DOOMSDAY? It's a football game win or lose life goes on or will you need the suicide hotline after the game?I think it is 1-800-donotkillyouself!
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  5. EaglesFanPhila

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    You are trying to ease the pain ahead of time. I am here to promote the game and the whooping you will receive. It's my job. I love my Eagles.


    Fly Eagles Fly
    On the road to victory
    Fight Eagles Fight
    Score a touchdown 1 2 3
    Hit 'em low
    Hit 'em high
    And watch our Eagles Fly
    Fly Eagles Fly on road to victory!

    E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yahoo:
     
  6. aj.

    aj. Hall of Fame

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    No, actually I went to Google images, typed in "dead eagle" and there it was. It took milliseconds - which is over the amount of time I typically budget for trolls.
     
  7. texan767

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    30 years ago they came to Texas to open the season & left with a loss. Here
    we'll get to see history repeat itself!
    Woo-Hoo!
    C'mon Sunday!!!!!
     
  8. Texans_Chick

    Texans_Chick Utopian Dreamer

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    I actually have written something as a public service to opposing fans, especially the Eagles because they are first and full of themselves:

    Link: "Don't Kill Yourself if the Texans Beat Your Team. Really."
     


  9. ItsAJtime

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    This would be the end result....when hell freezes over. If its snowing like that in Houston in Sept., you guys have a chance, because hell must be freezing over.


    The end result will be this:
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  10. Vinny

    Vinny shiny happy fan Staff Member

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    I'm glad it's week 1 finally. I think it's AJ time too.
     
  11. mike moffat

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    It's quite obvious that the therapy isn''t working for this guy.
    You gotta really feel sorry for someone as delusional as him. Maybe an increase in medication might bring him back to his senses.
    Fly on Eagle, fly on. If you're a good boy, you can have a lollipop after dinner.:hunter:
     
  12. TheOgre

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    Hell freezes over every year. Just look out the window this winter.
     
  13. STEEL BLUE TEXANS

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    Eagles fans before the game thinking the Texans will be a pushover...

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    Eagles fans back in Philadelphia after the Texans win 20-17...

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  14. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    It's Monday morning and 7 days until week one kickoff so we all know what that means. Trollapalooza has begun. 18 weeks of non-stop trolling fun is upon us.

    To me the weirdest thing about playing the eagles is their fans. I want to like them, I really do. Deep down inside I feel like anyone who hates the Cowboys that much can't be all bad.

    I don't even blame them for thinking they're going to win. Hey, they're not the ugliest girl at the dance this week (which is obviously a change of pace for them after last season). We were 2-14 a year ago and they were a "dominant" 6-10 after all. We can't hold it against them that they don't know what were doing here. There have been a lot of changes and they weren't superficial. I just hope the Eagles are planning on as easy a time as these fans of theirs.

    Regardless this season is 18 weeks long. I think the Texans have a very good chance of winning this game but if they don't it's not the end of the world. I just hope nobody on either side goes down in the first week of the season to injury.
     
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  15. jerek

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    Let the countdown begin.

    Good post, Herv. I second the motion.
     
  16. gtexan02

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    Has anyone else noticed how ridiculous the Eagles supposed "fight song" sounds?

    Fly Eagles Fly
    On the road to victory
    Fight Eagles Fight
    Score a touchdown 1 2 3
    Hit 'em low
    Hit 'em high
    And watch our Eagles Fly
    Fly Eagles Fly on road to victory!


    It reminds me of Dr. Seus or See Spot Run type of limmerick. 1 2 3!
     
  17. TexansJunkE

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    I was just wondering that if " Hell does freeze over," like my scrapel eating friend said (when the Texans surprise everyone outside of Houston). Do you really think any winged fan will ever come back to this board. I think Not!
    If they should come back......I'm sure we'll be ready!:shoot: :shoot: :shoot:
     
  18. eagle.randall

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    That would be 6 days! LOL
     
  19. South Texan

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    Oh, I suspect that even if we blow them away, they will be back. Look for the phrases "fluke", "bad officiating", "lucky break", etc.
     
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