omfg my step dad is working for vy!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. HouSportsWriter

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    my step dad is a contractor and just got back from a meeting and was hired by vince young to build something idk what tho since my step dad only thos
    offices

    i get to meet him soon and get a auto graph maby =o

    should i slap him since he is a titan ? or shake hands saying good job last year ?

    lmao .....
     
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    Get his auto and then burn it in his face!
     
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    You should make him pay for your tutors! Spell check OMFG!!!!!!
     
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    Ask he has a tat of his name on his back. I, personally, think its so his lover doesn't forget it while...
     
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    better yet! use it for this :voodoo:
     
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    haha while he is sleeping i will shave a texan logo in his head =o 2 bad he is bald
     
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    No more like while we are playing him you tear his ACL!
     
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    haha throws a bag of marbals at vy from stands there

    what do yall think my step dad he is a texans fan should he be conciderd a trader now lol
     
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    Tell him you are a Texans fan and wish him well on his career except when he plays us.
     
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    :bravo:

    lol
     
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    Language, young man.
     
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    You are such a good person, not a bad boy at all!!!
     
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    Make sure your step-dad keeps his shirt on at all times. Vince might throw down a bottle of Patron and crank up them tunes.
     
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    About 24 hours before meeting him I would start to eat the most gaseous foods I can think of and
    drink a bunch of beer. For full effect it would be keg beer.

    I would bring tears to his eyes. :bender:
     
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    Don't you do that anyways?
     
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    This...plus have you dad put tiny Texans logos in inconspicuous places throughout the bldg (wall outlet, light switch, corner of mirror in bathroom etc.)
     
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    Tell your stepdad to charge him triple. He's to dumb to know the difference. Should be some easy money. lol

    I ditto BIG TORO's suggestion! BURN it then spit on it to put out the fire!!:)
     
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    Ask him if he likes sausages and has ever spent the night in bed with Ricky Martin sharing sauages with each other.
     

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