Ok its Sunday....

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  1. Stros5Texans80

    Stros5Texans80 Veteran

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    You are Kubiak. You huddle the men around you. Now here's your chance Texans fans.

    What would you tell your Texans?

    Rules are basically anything goes. The idea here is that you are the one with the power. You can quote some of the great coaches or players even. Just remember that your team is 0-3, and making random stupid things won't help them. What would you tell your Texans before they go out and hopefully beat the Dolphins?

    I'm just curious to as what people here will say.

    SO HOW BOUT IT TEXANS FANS? :wild:
     
  2. Maddict5

    Maddict5 Hall of Fame

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    why are threads like this made???

    how about 'dammit if Daunte gets over 17 consecutive completed passes, im going to be pissed'
     
  3. texflex513

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    Not sure what i would say exactly but... I would emphasize that.. "THIS GAME IS WHERE IT STARTS"!!!!... and the cliched... "THIS IS WHAT WE PRACTICED HARD ALL WEEK FOR"!!!!... and like Maddict just said..'dammit if Daunte gets over 17 consecutive completed passes, im going to be pissed' LOL...TEXANS4LIFE!!!!
     
  4. Texans86

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    Play better
     
  5. Maddict5

    Maddict5 Hall of Fame

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    inspirational
     
  6. Timbuck2

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    guys, how about this week we don't suck!!!:whip:
     
  7. edo783

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    See this...it's a 45 cal. pistol....any questions?
     
  8. cuppacoffee

    cuppacoffee Resident Grouch

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    I smell melting tar.


    :coffee:
     
  9. Mr teX

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    I can't type what i would say, but it would contain alot of expletives & screaming & threatening of some jobs.
     
  10. Texans Horror

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    Tell the veterans on the team that everybody is going to look at how well they handle the game. Losing to Capers vindicates the old coach and makes them as players look worthless. Remind them of what he did to drag the Texans down, tell them to prove they are no longer that Houston team and tell them to beat the snot out of his team.
     
  11. Vinny

    Vinny shiny happy fan Staff Member

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    keep chopping wood
     
  12. Mr. White

    Mr. White H-Town Beatdown

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    Keep looking at rocks.
     
  13. real

    real Guest

    Visit the Texans messgage board sometime
     
  14. sleepwalker

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    I'd tell them "You guys are 2-18...Carr if you fumble a snap again, you're missing the Dallas game....Travis, Anthony, Mario, I better see some mouth foaming hate from you on that field today"

    Then I would tell Rick Smith privately "Call another 3 deep dime package and I will rip your heart out and feed it to the fans!"
     
  15. JDizzle

    JDizzle I'm a dude

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    Throw a live cougar in the locker room and lock the doors.
     
  16. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    LOL.

    Best post so far. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.
     
  17. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Also a good post.

    Capers whipping us would be like Darth Vader severing our hand in a lightsaber duel.

    Demeaning. Painful. Embarassing.
     
  18. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    How about saying this:

    Last week you allowed a card-carrying AARP member to set an NFL record on you.

    What's it going to be this week? Letting a guy in a wheel chair beat you?

    Go out there and play like you're paid. Or next week, you might NOT get paid.
     
  19. Hulk75

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    ..............Cause they got all the answers.:rolleyes:

    What I would tell them........."Enough is enough, get out there and play some flippin football, what are some of you waiting for?"
     
  20. GP

    GP Go Texans!

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    Or this can be said by Kubiak:

    "Every fantasy football geek starts the QB, RB, WRs, TEs, and Special Teams/Defense that we go against. It's a big payday for them. You're the lone bright spot for a fantasy football owner who has a poor team...he knows he gets one good week a season when his players play YOU. Heck, even I am starting Daunte Culpepper against you...

    Howsa' bout we change that?

    Howsa' bout you go out there and turn it around?"
     

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