Discussion in 'Texans Talk' started by Double Barrel, Oct 9, 2007.
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So...what...does that mean even more sections of seats will be covered with teal tarps? And will the game still be blacked out in J-ville?
Frak the Jags!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my! Teal is such an intimidating color! I don't know how our players are going to withstand the violent color of teal.
Teal is one of those 'chick colors'. No dude ever says "I think I'll paint that wall teal". We go with base colors, green, blue, brown, red, etc. If we want to vary, we might say light or dark. But women pick those names we've never heard of, teal, muave, fuchsia. Seriously, what are these colors?!
Sort of like certain chick emotions. "Verklempt" comes to mind (i.e. "overcome with emotion")
does a dude ever say: 'im going to paint that wall steel blue'? just saying
The Texans need to sign Techno Viking for this week to battle the wussifying effect of the "Teal Out". He could lead them into the stands wearing a Battle Red pair of shorts (no jersey, Techno Viking only comes in "bare chested" mode) and do his Techno Viking dance as he walks out of the tunnel.
And oh yes, there's a Techno Viking avatar on it's way. I'm not sure what it will be yet but it's destined to happen.
No because dudes know that steel is not "blue". Steel can be "blued" but even then it's not truly blue. It's shiny and black like the darkest part of Travis Johnson's evil heart where he keeps thoughts of Trent Green.
LOL @ "teal-out".
Don't forget the matching feathered boas!
But please don't break out the dreaded fan dancers!
Okay, photoshop contest.
I would love to mock the "teal out" on FanHouse. Because that is fun. And teal on unis should be banned. So I would love for those who are so inclined to come up with their best photoshops mocking the teal-out and put them in this thread.
Winners get admiration of all and their stuff on FanHouse. woowee.
Guidelines for the ones I am likely to pick. It would be for a national audience so it should be funny to NFL fans. And not too vulgar.
So put your photoshops in this thread.
I can't guarantee that I will be able to do the FanHouse post on this, but I'd like to.
Oh no! 65,000 screaming seats!!
More like a BLACKOUT. They have to sell 6k in tickets by Thursday to avoid another one.
that's funny as hell.
Teal, black and gold? Who designed the Jaguars uniforms anyway? Bob Guccione?
I saw that thread. I can't believe they are having a hard time selling out this game. They have a hot hand and are playing a divisional rival that has a history of playing them good. That's almost as bad as if we didn't sell out the titans game.
No self-respecting guy even knows teal is a COLOR!!! Anyone with any sense at all KNOWS it's a duck. I just hope those "ducks" don't make us look like Elmer Fudd. The Jags are doing pretty OK this year. Should be a tough game.
See, I thought Teal was a general contractor here in town...
Teal should be banned from all sports . Its just not right .
Last week was their first blackout [since covering up 10,000 seats to prevent blackouts].
So, 16,000 empty seats. See you in LA.
I'm still wondering why they ever got an NFL team....
the thing about teal is, it's a pretty intimidating color.
I thought that when they first got the franchise, and I still do. That isn't Green Bay.
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