Official Charlie Batch's mother's haircut topic (pics)

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  1. Snapple

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    That's not a hat. That's her freaking head.

    Discuss.
     
  2. dirty steve

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    i had the same reaction. looks like a roman gladiators helmet.
     
  3. texan279

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    Reminds me of a Great Divide popsicle. Or a bunch of little Golden Grahams on her head.
     
  4. flylikeaneagle

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    It's only fair to put up a pic of your haircut now since you are poking fun at another. :tease:

    Yeah, that was a weird haircut but to each it's own. Nothing wrong with being different I guess.
     
  5. Peldon

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    Looks like King Midas got ahold of her hair but let go halfway through.
     
  6. RiotCommander

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    Ok *snicker* lets try to leave the moms out of it. :sbad:
     
  7. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    It looks like somebody glued a bunch of wood shavings to the top of her head and then painted them gold.

    I'm sorry but her family failed her when she got that done. They're the people who are supposed to tell you "Look, I know you think that looks good but you look ridiculous and so I'm telling you to go back to your "stylist" smack them in the mouth, and then go somewhere else and get that fixed"
     
  8. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    it looks like... it looks bad.
     


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    I think Charlie Batch needs a raise. He could only afford half of his mom's beauty shop bill it seems.
     
  10. Dawkins

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    Oh my... what is there to say about that monstrosity?
     
  11. 281

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    weaves gone wild :yikes:
     
  12. MightyTExan

    MightyTExan It's go time!

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    I was thinking a post-apocolyptic rooster.
     
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    there are a few things you just don't do in your life. and going on national tv with that hair is one of them. i just dont know how you go to a hairdesser with that cut in mind. here is the only possible senerio of how it happened:

    she's in the hair dresser's getting everything done. Stylist turns around and knocks over a vat of smelted gold onto poor Mrs. Batch's noodle. But, having a nasty case of pink eye, she doesn't see it till it sets in. The day after she trys to cut some of it out and only can reach the front and cannot get to the back. So, to make it less noticeable, she greases it down firmly to her head as to deter thieves from stealing locks of her hair.

    Thats the only thing i could see as possible.
     
  14. Mr. White

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    It's an altogether new kind of mullet that we mullet enthusiasts never knew existed.

    Magnificent.
     
  15. texan279

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    I love gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.

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    Hilarious ....


    Honest to God when they showed her I said to my wife "Would you look at that hat!" .... she replied "That's her hair" ..... :tease:
     
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    Women have been doing dumb stuff with their hair for hundreds of years. What's up with those little old ladies that color their hair blue or the girls with pink and blue spikes? Just some really BAD fashion decisions.
     
  18. gwallaia

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    That picture makes me miss seeing Kurt Warner's wife in the stands. Now she had a nice hair cut.
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  19. Chicagotexan1

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    Maybe she walked under a paint brush like Pepe Le Pew. No wait, she plays for the fighting irish?
     
  20. gwallaia

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    Janet Jackson had a wardrobe malfunction. Well, Charlie Batch's mom had a hairdo malfunction.
     

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