Official Brock Osweiler MVP Watch Thread!

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  1. Uncle Rico

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    Trading JJ Watt; a first ballot HOF; for Jimmy f'ing Garropolo isn't only laughable, but could go down as one of the worst trades ever. NE would have to sweeten that pot considerably to be taken seriously.

    Yea I know "his back" most of you this time next year will say 'thank God we didn't trade him'

    We can upgrade the position without being fleeced and made to look like imbeciles in the process.

    Shout out to 76 for being right way back in August. 112 pages and going strong my man. Epic.
     
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  2. mussop

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    Someone please change the title to official-brock-osweiler-LVP-watch-
     
  3. ObsiWan

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    Naaah. Leave it as a warning not to start any more damned "MVP" threads
     
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    I think Os could be the most impactfull player of the league in 2016

    think about it, if you change Os with any average QB we might as well had won that playoff game in NE. and that would have completely changed the outcome of the season.
     
  5. b0ng

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    [​IMG]

    Let's discuss
     
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  6. 76Texan

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    I thought the Pats trailed 28-9 in the SB?
     
  7. thunderkyss

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    Doesn't matter. Looking at the rest of those numbers, you know it can't mean what it looks like it's trying to say.

    But... I gotta give Kudos to the PR Machine. They're working hard trying to get us warmed up to the idea of bringing Osweiler back as our starter.
     
  8. b0ng

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    28-9 != 14
     
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  9. ObsiWan

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    Where did this graphic come from?

    and did they mention Osweiler might have been why we were down by 14 in the 4th qtr?

    :D
     
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    It's gotta be one of those graphic thingies where you have to stare at it for a while before you can see what's really there.
     
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  11. b0ng

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    I saw the image in another forum, the link directs to the Twitter image database so I'm guessing it's somebody's tweet.
     
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    Another forum? Does that mean some other team's fans want to take him off our hands?

    See if you can get an unopened bag of chips for him... but don't act like it's a deal breaker or anything. Just kinda feel them out, see where they're at.
     
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    Yeah, and go for the big, family-size bag at first. Don't let them know we'd actually settle for the lunch box size.
    :D
     
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    I promise that picture was posted to blow people's minds because of how bad Os was last year.
     
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    This thread should be deleted .... unless you guys want to keep it around for its comical value
     
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    This looks like it was posted in the MNF game against Denver. Look at the ticker on the bottom of the screen. Geno Smith tore his ACL the day before on October 23rd. And isn't that Mile High in the background?
     
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    Gotta leave it. Now that it is the off-season and the time of eternal optimism, new theories will emerge. For instance,

    1) It is Osweiler's SECOND season under O'Brien (no more learning curve!).
    2) Any offensive lineman the Texans draft will be a Pro-Bowler (of course they will!).

    Throw in a couple cherry picked stats, and someone would have to start a new Osweiler MVP thread. It will have been shown as possible, even likely, within the echo chamber.
     
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    Hey, there were THREE Clowney threads before he showed his potential... :kitten:
     
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    There is not a more perfectly titled thread in all the land than this one.
     
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