Ode to the Texans Defense (Radio Gold!)

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  1. Señor Stan

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    Sorry man, I can't bring myself to do it. The sound of Rich Lord's stupid fat face flapping makes me cringe.
     
  3. Señor Stan

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    mute it until the 3:00 mark...it's worth the effort. For reals.
     
  4. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    Barely competent receiver should be a pro bowl alternate at worst!

    Oh, and K-Burnt fell down.
     
  5. Hardcore Texan

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    What's that a pardody of? I know I have heard the voice and the tempo before but don't know the origin.
     
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    The correct title to thread should be "Odor of the defense".
     
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    Best call on 610 of all times.
     
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    I caved in and listened. I wasn't very optimistic since this thread title suggested it would be a song or poem. But I was very pleasantly surprised. Quality play-by-play. A+++ WOULD LAWL AGAIN!
     


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    lmao that was awesome!
     
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    its of the (really,really) old-school play by play radio guys

    that was class....

    my favourite part was: 'glover quin, on hearing the whistle, will momentarily look up from his gameboy and slowly make his way back to the defensive huddle where my soul slowly dies just a little bit more with every passing play'
     
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    It is a very common voice tone for all sorts of media people from the early 20th century. A kind of nasaly, flat sort of tone. Think back to any instructional black and white videos they used to show in schools (that's right, Billy. scrub with soap AND water), or certain newsreels.
     
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    :goodpost:

    Funny stuff.
     
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    I'm not sure. I think it was done after the MNF game and re-aired this week after the SD game. I happened to catch it early when they played it like at 7:00 in the morning. Luckily my office was empty as I laughed my ass off hard.

    I just listened to it again a few times.

    "Kareem Jackson falls down"

    GOLD!
     
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    haha this is whats even sadder. It could have come from many of our games!
     
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    Freakin' hilarious!! :heh:
     
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    Ok, that is one funny piece.

    Kareem Jackson falls down :)
     
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    and kareem jackson will fall down!! omg that was awesome lol
     

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