NJ man calls 911, says he's the President, and wants to talk with Tim Tebow.

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  1. brakos82

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    And this is NFL news worthy why?
     
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    I think this guy would be an instant upgrade over our current POTUS. [​IMG]

    No need in charging the man with a crime. In fact, he deserves a shot at what's left of 2012. [​IMG]

    He at least knows who to call on when a miracle is needed. [​IMG]
     
  4. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got JJ?

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    Maybe it could be in a different section, dunno, but I found the story entertaining. :)
     
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    I've been trying to call Tebow, myself...


    "Timmy, this is Bill from Texas.... I need a circumcision"

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    "And the need for Tebow to show up with his magical bag of foreskins was asked for. So it was written, so shall it pass"

    ~ The Book of Tebow
     
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    HOU-TEX Ah, Football!

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    I :spit: at this
     
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    He should know that he's not the President, or he'd be above the law.
     
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    He may have gotten through if he had said he was God rather than Obama.
     


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