The new starting quarterback for the Houston Texans is: Matt Schaub Spelled: "Schaub" Sch like in the word "school". The letters au like the symbol for gold. And a b on the end, like in the word "Bob." In fact, his last name rhymes with the word "Bob." Pretty soon, typing his name will feel like second nature. Oh, and for good measure, here is his Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Schaub Thank you for your kind consideration of this matter. Good luck, Mr. Schaub, we are all counting on you!