Name the Offense

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  1. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    with all the Name the Defense threads, the O is felling left out.

    I submit to you... Kubiak's "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!" Offense

    either that or the Frightened Turtle offense.
     
  2. Kaiser Toro

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    the Arrested Development Offense
     
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    I dont have a name for it .... but I have an analogy of it .....

    Its like a Ferrari missing a driveshaft ..... and a couple wheels.



    It aint going anywhere.
     
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    Well we got ten days to get it in the shop and piece it back together....lets see what happens
     
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    Bull Sh*t
     
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    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    I don't know what nickname to give it but I know this. If it was a Rocky movie it would be Rocky V because that was the one without a fight in it.





    ....and yes, I know there was a street fight at the end but you know what I mean.
     
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    the run and shoot....ourselves in the foot
     
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    The Yatest Show on Turf.
     
  11. 2BCF

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    The ricochet offense.
     
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    Better Yates Than Never :fingergun:
     
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    'The wet towel'

    or

    'Wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead'
     
  16. HJam72

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    The "We Were Awesome 'till our Defense Got Awesome" Offense.
     
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    Awesomer?


    Third String's A Charm Offense?

    We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?

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    The "what offense" offense. Need some motor guys on this side of ball.
     
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    suck without schaub offense
     
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    Damn, MSR, but it's the thought that counts right?

    No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
     

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