Name that Defense

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  1. PhilpW

    PhilpW Irish-American

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    I'll start with "The Steel Blue Sieve".
     
  2. Ckw

    Ckw Guest

    How about Blue Balls...
     
  3. Dread-Head

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    In the tradition of :

    the No Name Defense
    The Purple People Eaters
    The Orange Crush
    &
    The Steel Curtain...I give you

    The Piece of $h:t Defense!
     
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  4. Dan B.

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    3 downs and a cloud of vapor trails
     
  5. TheIronDuke

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    How about "The Shitty 11?"
     
  6. TheIronDuke

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    The Pretty Rainbow Unicorns?
     
  7. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    Shit. Dung. Feces. Stool.

    Take your pick. Each accurately describes our defense.
     
  8. mussop

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    The bend till it breaks gang.
     


  9. Thorn

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    Name that defense?

    "Worst in NFL" That's it's damn name.
     
  10. Goatcheese

    Goatcheese Nightmare Over

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    5 yard penalty; not enough men on the field.
     
  11. HTown2ATX

    HTown2ATX TexansMetalhead

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  12. OzzO

    OzzO .. and then?

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    The "wait for 3rd and long" defense.
     
  13. New_Texans

    New_Texans All Pro

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    The Invisible Men.
     
  14. 281

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    the bullfighters.

    end of discussion.
     
  15. mussop

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    We have a defense??????????????
     
  16. gg no re

    gg no re iggnorent

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    In honor of Phillip Buchanon...

    Olé!
     
  17. mariowillshine15

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    How bout the Hooker D?

    Cause any running back can plow it.
     
  18. 281

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    i found myself saying that many, many times during the game.
     
  19. Wolf

    Wolf 100% Texan

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    Red sea defense V2.0

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  20. TexansSeminole

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    More like the break before it bends defense.
     

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