(Hi, I'm bergbeast22, Die-Hard Texans fan since Day 1, 2002. This is my first thread.) Here's our chances of #1, #2, #3, and #4 seed in the AFC. How we can get the #1 seed: Not possible How we can get the #2 seed: Texans win next week + Ravens lose out + Steelers lose 1 game How we can get the #3 seed: Broncos loss or Texans win next week How we can get the #4 seed: Texans lose next week + Broncos win out Here's what I think we NEED to do to succeed: -FIRE KUBIAK!!! (we should've done that in '09) -Jake Delhomme! Jake Delhomme! -Just make Andre's legs out of metal so he doesn't get hurt all the time -We can't win without Wade -Get fair refs to officiate our games -Tell JJ Watt to chill out with the leg tackles -CUT KAREEM JACKSON ASAP!!! HE'S A BUST!!! HE'S PLAYED 30 NFL GAMES AND HE STILL SUCKS!!! I hate being a Texans fan.