My Eve Of The Pats Game Poem

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  1. gary

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    It's the eve before the Pats game and the fans are all awaiting
    Something going down tomorrow and none of us hope it is anything heartbreaking
    Tailgating and all while hoping there is another Texans game before next Fall
    If that is going to happen first things first the D line has to treat Tom Brady like a rag doll
    And then comes the help from the other three teams to help the Texans and their fans finally reach their ultimate dream
    We all know Tom Brady sits when he pees and him being the girl that he is his face will light up with glee after a sack from Mario
    Mario will have tell him no, no, no it's not like that you dirty old little rat
    After I'm done with you you'll walk off the field a selfish litte brat only having to check your nut sack
    Wipe that smile off of your face not playing the whole game will be your one and only saving grace
    Win or lose Texans either way the tailgaters will be outside cooking and just a sipping that booze
    With a win and a playoff birth later on that night they'll all be just a dancing in their shoes

    GO TEXANS
     
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    Go Gary!
     
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    we will rule ass.......and there's nothing wrong with peeing like a girl!
     
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  6. gary

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    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    Your right, if your a girl.

    So I guess it is OK if Brady sits.
     
  8. gary

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  9. powerfuldragon

    powerfuldragon g'mornin to you

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    right on gary, right on.
     
  10. gary

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  11. gary

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    I hope my poem holds true to form.
     

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