Mr. Mittens

Discussion in 'The National Football League' started by prostock101, Dec 24, 2007.

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Mr. Mittens future in the NFL

  1. Stays in Carolina as 3rd stringer

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  2. Released after season

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    74.6%
  3. Traded to Oakland to teach JaMarcus how to avoid rush

    4 vote(s)
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  4. Released and signs with Arena football team

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    14.9%
  1. prostock101

    prostock101 Mr. Big

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    The last post about our wayward son. Apparently he is so bad that he is third string behind an undrafted free agent with no experience and a 44 year old with a bad wheel.

    Just for giggles, let's have a poll and see where Mr. Mittens goes from here....
     
  2. FILO_girl

    FILO_girl I'm not here

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    Maybe his future in in hair couture...?
    A book tour touting 'Helmut Hair, not an Issue Anymore'...?

    Hmmm, maybe we need a thread titled "Books DC would write"... :whip:

    Mr. Mittens...lmao!

    I have him headed to the AFL2
     
  3. alphajoker

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    I think he'll be released by Carolina, possibly make some teams training camp roster as another "arm" then released again. His football playing career is slowing coming to an end, but I could see him back at Fresno State as a coach or something. He is good at the "tuck and roll" manuever, so maybe he'll coach gymnastics.
     
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  4. WWJD

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    I'm not a Carr football fan but I'll take the high road and hope that whatever does he is happy and well.
     
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    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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    I think he only has 4 fingers too... :user:
     
  7. Texan_Bill

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    That explains the fumbles now, doesn't it.... :pirate:
     
  8. Second Honeymoon

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    carr sucked, sucks, and will continue to suck. nothing new.

    he will be doing analysis work on some 3rd rate NFL 'experts' show. I know the networks wont touch him with a ten foot pole. they know what a loser the guy is regardless of how 'cute' and 'choirboy' he is and he has too much money to put him through the total ridicule and humiliation of the CFL.
     
  9. BSofA04

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    If you read the boards over at carolinahuddle.com, they would be shocked to see Mr. Mittens in a Panther uniform next year. My vote is that he gets released, picked up by the Patriots and becomes Brady's little duffle bag boy.
     
  10. kiwitexansfan

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    Released, and he goes home to his lovely little family and gets fat off the millions, and millions of dollars he has stashed away.
     
  11. Texan_Bill

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    "Starting at quarterback for your Texas Copperheads, number 8.... David Carr"
     
  12. ATX

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    "How to Play Possum" The most recent book by David Carr, author of "The Fetal Position", "How to Make Millions-Texans Style", "Road Kill", and current #1 bestseller "Mr. Mittens".
     
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    This is not one of my giggling moments. I believe that Carr will be released after this season, and given the damage to career, I doubt if there will be any takers unless the contract is so small, that it probably wouldn't be worth the effort.

    I wonder given the Texans being a brand new franchise if David's career would have taken a different path if he would have been given the opportunity to serve as back up to Banks or some other seasoned veteran. It was clear to me before Carr was offered his last contract for the Texas that he would continue to be a struggling QB and often wonder if things would have been different is he had not been given the whole ball of wax from day one.

    At any rate, I wish him well is his career path from the point. I believe that Carr's future is secure enough that arena football isn't an option.
     
  14. austintexanite

    austintexanite All Pro

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    I think he's done, we might hear from him for couple more years trying to make some teams, but overall...nada.
     
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    Merry Christmas everyone!! Hope you all feel better now!!! It's a real shame none of you have anything better to do than ridicule and trash a young man just because you don't like him. Real classy TEXAN fans!!
     
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    Come on SheTexan, be fair. You ALL and NONE of you aren't repersentative to EVERYONE that posted in this thread. :)
     
  18. austintexanite

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    How did I trash him? I just stated that I don't think he'll play in the NFL anymore.
     
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    Yeah, I feel sorry for a guy who has millions and set this franchise back years.
     
  20. WWJD

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    Not me! I said I hope he's happy and well. And I mean that....David was a class guy when he was here in Houston. Even when his wife got doused with beer he handled himself with class!
     

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